Best Jokes Ever

Best joke we've posted so far!! #lolz

@alanwayneradio Keep up the good work

@BestJokesEverUK Police are searching for a thug who pushed all the members of mick jaggers band so hard they landed flat on their faces..a spokesman said "We will leave no stone unturned..."

@LukeTheNuke180 Karma always comes back and bites you! #sufc #twitterblades

Got the record, got top spot. O2 lets get it done🫡

@BestJokesEverUK "That fruit looks quite old......" "It's an elderberry...."........

Tried to walk to start of @Roundshefrun and fallen over 6 times in snow and ice. Insane this

"I've got a girlfriend who never stops whining. I wish I'd never bought her that vineyard" #1pun #EdFringe24

"Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasn’t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful." #1pun #EdFringe24

"I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it!" #1pun #EdFringe24

Glad Ramadan is over, fed up of Muslims randomly pushing in to me

@BestJokesEverUK Noticed a small donkey being pulled over at the airport after bags of cocaine were found....it was a drugs Mule....

@Jcov1998 You've had a mare boy and been caught out. Joker of the week award goes to you, enjoy the game on tv!

Forest have now BANNED me from going to games for putting this tweet out, cancelling my ticket for tomorrow and Saturday. Not missed a home game for 3 years and this is how you get treated after having the same opinion as 99% of fans 😂 Forest are magic 🤷🏼‍♂️ #NFFC

@alanwayneradio Keep them coming!

@BestJokesEverUK Was pulled over by the police earlier.. "Have you ever had your eyes checked....?" "No, they've always been blue..."....

@alanwayneradio Superb

@BestJokesEverUK I'm in Romania and staying in a nice hotel... "Bucharest?" No, I'm working.......

"I've got a big birthday coming, so I'm off to see that 1980s reggae / pop band from Birmingham" "UB40?" "Cheeky sod. I'm only going to be 35!" #1pun

@Christoph0512 @mattletiss7 Sounds like the clown is actually suggesting the jab increases the chance of catching covid 🤣. @mattletiss7 ...our joke of the week!

@mattletiss7 How many times do you all have to be told? It doesn't stop infection. Nor has it ever been advised as such. It simply decreases severity.

Two lines of thought here. I had no jabs and never caught it so for me I wonder how many times I would have caught it if I had been jabbed.

Just come back from Asda. Group of teens outside "excuse me will you get us 20 Richmond, please" So I agreed to do it, thinking thats my good deed done for the day. When I handed them over they started effing and blinding at me! They can get their own feckin sausages next time!!

@SunnyEdwards We'll finish him for you sunny

@afowler06 Haha ok. Our joke of the week ladies and gentlemen @afowler06

If you listen to a bitter little dwarf then more fool you, I blocked him because I’m busy with my family and running a VERY successful business, I got no time for the little gerbil 🐹