jāke 🆘団

im a fish pulled by instinct and by thread, bashed into rocks, my mouth gouged, struggling just to be dragged up, gloated over and gutted

@hw_flamzy jack frost or mr freeze probably

coldest names in human history ?

ppl rlly pretending that the boys comic was good without reading it just bc the last season was mid

past my expiration date at 23

@lorihorisan it's all a lie it's disgusting

@BestTweeterr It’s ugly yet beautiful

the world is evil ngl

@Godfather0fX tragic figure but undeniably a villain

Maturing is realising Homelander was never the villain of this story

@DevilEaterNSFW everything is fake this is all a nightmare i don't accept any of it

@BestTweeterr The world may be evil, but I still believe that people are good in spite of everything.

@every1asksabtme and when i wasn't it ruined my life

i am completely invisible to people romantically no matter what

@YoRHa2Pee @kilIthepast Soulja boy i tell em

@Melc0holic i literally didn't have the cashier i was working with's number saved so i had to call the person who opened i tried calling the store phone that's by the registers twice and the cashier didn't pick up i was so fucking scared

@BestTweeterr no no i would’ve freaked out too

i accidentally got locked in the walk in cooler at work today and panicked so i called my coworker for help and then after hanging up i immediately discovered the emergency button that opens the door im literally the most embarrassing person on earth

i used to be able to see the future, i still can just not my own

@lorxell it's a good thing they went with french instead of spanish

The boys show btw. Who sits down and name a super hero character “HomeLander”? “Black noir” but noir means black in French, so his name is just black black ?

@regnal_astra same

I’m depressed

@LifeInASek @VTuberFeetFan collarbone, hands, and shoulders

@VTuberFeetFan Me as a collarbone guy about to ruin everyone's day with some actual heat

Debating feet vs pits and the boobs guy tries to make a point

@regnal_astra same

I hate life

@regnal_astra @JintaNimara what

@BestTweeterr @JintaNimara ?

@Melc0holic @bunnielesbian no idea why you'd say this

@bunnielesbian lowkey looking at you @BestTweeterr

we ALL have that oomf who needs to transition already

... but first, coffee

it is me will you go there?