bethany :)

doc mcstuffins would do ivf for free

fuck you pop music this is artpop

Even at my most evil I’m considerate

i am frequently kind and suddenly cruel

MAYHEM out now! ladygaga.lnk.to/MAYHEM

@CarpeThisDiem Wahoo!! congrats!! <3

“alexa play driver’s licence” — over a year later and he’s still at it

the vibe me and the pookies bring to the holidays

@ProcykTyler correct take

if you pick anything other than a carrot as the vegetable of choice in a veggie tray. You’re wrong

@Bethanyrsb hold my hand everything will be okay i heard from the heavens that clouds have been grey

survivor 47 doesn’t matter to me anymore

@Bethanyrsb girls are always WRITE 💜✊

mama 40 pages that need to be filled with sharp insightful writing behind you 💜

Sol returned serving stone butch and Teeny had a whole nother sexuality crisis #Survivor47

@BeMadelena is it the worst thing to happen this week? is it reallllly?

Thought of the perfect pick up line for a cute customer minutes after they left- this is definitely the worst thing to happen this week!

Me when I’m watching glee and they start singing

locked in for genevivor

@CarpeThisDiem i think you mean to thank your brain for *blessing* you with ed sheeran ear worms!

successful community town hall meeting at the julien baker concert !

hegel and cunt