Buzzsaw (Human Event)

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[Buzzsaw is stumbling about the halls, clinging to the walls, horrendously confused by her current predicament] [Open int ig]

@Dragstrips__ Goodbye!

@BetterSoundBird …good luck with that buzz I’ll come by when I can to check up on you but I’ve gotta manage some stuff really quick…I’ll try and find you some books on human biology while I’m at it…bye hon

I win by reading this you automatically lose and I will have won loser!!!

@Dragstrips__ Yes, yes of course. Though an unfortunate thing about this is that I do not know how to walk and I am incredibly fragile

@BetterSoundBird I mean I’m attracted to you because of who you are I mean in all fairness you are normally a bird

@Dragstrips__ What?

@BetterSoundBird Well I’m glad that never a factor

@Dragstrips__ Of course it does! The only difference is my species and entire appearance

@BetterSoundBird Well nice to know that remains

@Dragstrips__ Herheehehwhwhherhhwgqhehrheehhehehe

@BetterSoundBird I uh…I’ll just use one finger #pat

@Dragstrips__ That is up to you but I would not stop you

@BetterSoundBird …I don’t want to risk it….

@Dragstrips__ I'm sure it'd be fine. Probably

@BetterSoundBird Oh. Uh……okay then….id pet you but im concerned I’d crush you..

@Dragstrips__ Right. Yes. I do not know how this has occurred. But I am Buzzsaw.

@BetterSoundBird Uh…hi?

[Slowly, carefully, and supporting herself with the wall, she made her way to her door, and stumbled outward into the halls of the Lost Light] [HUMAN EVENT TIME!!]

[Seeing the hand move startled her, and she fell hard back onto the floor, hearing a dull sound that could not have come from her frame colliding with the floor. She finally realised, to her alarm, that the hand was part of /her/. Following this realisation, she finally got up.]+

[Buzzsaw awoke on her floor, apparently having fallen during her sleep. She attempted to get on her feet, but her legs weren't moving properly. She tried to fly to get off the floor, but nothing happened. She tried moving her wings, and heard the sound of /flesh/ slapping metal]+

@Dragstrips__ INDEEDEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@BetterSoundBird INDEEDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I always win do I ever truly win? YES I DO BITCHES BECAUSE I FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Dragstrips__ Ah. My apologies then

@BetterSoundBird I don’t know

@Dragstrips__ Well yes, but what is its meaning

@BetterSoundBird Indeed but with the suffix of “er”