Dragstrip

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Dragstrip

@Dragstrips__

Heyyy fyi this is a female dragstrip (Not associated with hasbro or transformers as a brand)

Katılım Mart 2026

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·2d

//Lol she’s woke now

Dragstrip@Dragstrips__

//I am super super sorry if I make anyone uncomfortable with the whole homophobic dragstrip bit I’m Pansexual I’m not actually homophobic please tell me if I’m doing too much I’m just trying to make dragstrip as awful as possible she’s going to get past this she’s just projecting

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·29m

@BetterSoundBird May take a bit though I had a lot of things scheduled….this is much more important though…

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·32m

@Dragstrips__ Wonderful!!

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·3h

I win by reading this you automatically lose and I will have won loser!!!

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·32m

@BetterSoundBird I have a reputation dear but please…please do next time I see you…speaking of which I’m going to go clear the rest of my schedule for today….

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·35m

@Dragstrips__ You needn't restrain your reaction darling

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·36m

@BetterSoundBird YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!-erm…i mean….sure whatever

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·38m

@Dragstrips__ I suppose one benefit to not being a bird is that I am capable of kissing you if you'd like

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·39m

@BetterSoundBird I’m sorry dear I’m sure you’ll figure it out i believe in you

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·44m

@Dragstrips__ It's still horribly inefficient

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·45m

@BetterSoundBird THATS PROGRESS!!!

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·45m

@Dragstrips__ Slowly and whilst leaning against a wall

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·46m

@BetterSoundBird I couldn’t find any books sadly sooooo….have you figured out how to walk?

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·48m

@Dragstrips__ Hello!!!

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·48m

@BetterSoundBird Hi hi I’m back hello!!!

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·3h

@Dragstrips__ Goodbye!

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·3h

@BetterSoundBird …good luck with that buzz I’ll come by when I can to check up on you but I’ve gotta manage some stuff really quick…I’ll try and find you some books on human biology while I’m at it…bye hon

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·3h

@Dragstrips__ Yes, yes of course. Though an unfortunate thing about this is that I do not know how to walk and I am incredibly fragile

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·3h

@BetterSoundBird I mean I’m attracted to you because of who you are I mean in all fairness you are normally a bird

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·3h

@Dragstrips__ What?

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·3h

@BetterSoundBird Well I’m glad that never a factor

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·3h

@Dragstrips__ Of course it does! The only difference is my species and entire appearance

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·3h

@BetterSoundBird Well nice to know that remains

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·3h

@Dragstrips__ Herheehehwhwhherhhwgqhehrheehhehehe

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·3h

@BetterSoundBird I uh…I’ll just use one finger #pat

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·3h

@Dragstrips__ That is up to you but I would not stop you

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·3h

@BetterSoundBird …I don’t want to risk it….

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·3h

@Dragstrips__ I'm sure it'd be fine. Probably

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·3h

@BetterSoundBird Oh. Uh……okay then….id pet you but im concerned I’d crush you..

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·3h

@Dragstrips__ Right. Yes. I do not know how this has occurred. But I am Buzzsaw.

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Dragstrip@Dragstrips__·3h

@BetterSoundBird Uh…hi?

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·3h

@Dragstrips__ YOU ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE YOU'RE A WINNER!!!!!

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Buzzsaw (Human Event)@BetterSoundBird·4h

[Slowly, carefully, and supporting herself with the wall, she made her way to her door, and stumbled outward into the halls of the Lost Light] [HUMAN EVENT TIME!!]

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