Simon Johncock

@marksandspencer Have you any idea whether your “Big Mix” chocolates will be back in stock this year? Have made several trips to stores looking for them. Thanks

@hashtagutd @HarryHaysom3 This one genuinely hurts. He will be missed, but I know it’s a decision that’s not been made lightly. Good luck to Harry wherever he goes next. Someone will get a fantastic player.

𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒀𝒐𝒖 & 𝑮𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝑳𝒖𝒄𝒌 💙 @HarryHaysom3 Today we announce that club vice-captain Harry Haysom has officially departed the club. After 167 appearances across 5 seasons, H leaves with a catalogue of memories & moments: 🏆 Isthmian North Title [22/23] 🗳️ 2 x Fan-voted All-Time XI [2023, 2025] 🏅Fans’, Manager’s & Players’ Player of the Season [21/22] ✍️ The club’s FIRST EVER contracted player outside of the academy series [Feb’ 2022] 👏 3 x Player of the Month winner [Oct’ 2021, Nov’ 2021 & Apr’ 2025] ⚽️ Scoring away at League 2 Colchester United & he currently sits 🥈 in all-time club appearances! 1/2

@FootballCliches @richardosman Spurs proving they deserve to be one of the “Big 16”.

Hard to tell which team are 16th in the Premier League and which are 17th

@NeilSmythe @soccerazpod @timlovejoy @HellsBellsy @RobbieKnox Are you making a long awaited appearance on the pod, Neil? Doesn’t feel complete without you!

@hashtagutd It was a foul, but “could” be argued that the defender was impeding him. Smart defending though tbh. If he hadn’t have used his hands, then it may have been given.

SHOULD THIS GOAL HAVE STOOD? 🤔 Higgo thought he’d scored his first Hashtag goal at the weekend to put us in front, but it was ruled out for a foul! 👀

@KennethJolivet @implausibleblog @RachelReevesMP Yeah. Cos there have never been any animals harmed by the oil and gas industries ever. Let’s keep doing that instead. /s

@implausibleblog @RachelReevesMP Great. Let's kill lots of birds, waste serious major resources for little wind and generate mega landfill sites in the near future

Chancellor Rachel Reeves, "As of today we are ending the absurd ban on new onshore wind in England" Excellent and sensible, especially given the climate crisis 👏

@RealTimVine Can’t be calculated with certainty, surely?. Depends if the arc is a uniform section of a circle and where its centre is. Difficult to tell from a hand drawn diagram.

Serious question for mathematicians: In this diagram what is the length of x and y and if possible the overall area of the total wafer shape? The only information is the 10ft measurement and the right angle at the back.

@implausibleblog My god. There aren’t enough obscenities in the English language to demonstrate my utter contempt and hatred of this man and everything he stands for. I don’t care who gets the chance to fuck it all up once they’re gone, just so long as they’re gone.

Nick Robinson, "Do you really think the Conservatives deserve another five years in power?" "Many viewers have got in touch and told us: nothing works in this country, you can't get a GP appoint, a dentist, you can't afford somewhere to live, the trains don't run on time, sewage pumped in our rivers and the sea" "Why do you deserve another chance?" Rishi Sunak, "We have't got time to go over all the things in the last 14 years... I'll point out one thing, our children are the best readers in the western world"

@IVSoftware Wait. They had 50 hours banked, then played another 50 AFTER submitting that review? Makes sense.

Who'd be an indie game developer eh? It's a tough audience out there. Look at the hours played!

@NeilSmythe @hashtagutd Just to add another view, I sat in the main stand, surrounded by Chatham supporters and they were all superb. Chatted to a few of them and can’t fault any of them.

@hashtagutd @ChathamTownFC @pedrobankss @lukemp99 @adidasfootball @UFLgame @CANNAuk1 @IsthmianLeague What happened in the tunnel? It all kicked off at the end.

FULL-TIME @ChathamTownFC 2-3 #️⃣ ⚽️35’ OG ⚽️58’ @pedrobankss ⚽️81’ @lukemp99 THREE POINTS ON THE BOARD IN 2024! 🙌 A phenomenal team performance from the boys sees us pick up a W on the road against 2nd placed Chatham, WHAT A WIN 😤 #UPTHETAGS

@DartCharge Still no updates? You expect us all to sit in a queue for hours, but can’t even be bothered to keep us informed what’s going on? Pathetic. Reinstate the old system. It’s quite clear that it’s replacement is not up to the job.

@AFCSudbury @hashtagutd @IsthmianLeague Having a team that can push us as hard as you did, is a big part of why we did so well. Now go and win that playoff and we’ll see you in the IPL.

Congratulations to @hashtagutd on winning the @IsthmianLeague a super title race. Hopefully we see you again next season!

@HashtagJacko @hashtagutd @SpencerOwen @sebcbrown4 Never would have got there without you, big man! #no1 #legend

That YouTube team from Essex have only gone and got promoted again!! Who’d have thought it, from penalty challenges and being in a league on our own (and winning it!) to the dizzy heights of step 3 of non league football. @hashtagutd @SpencerOwen @sebcbrown4

@SneakEnergy Hell yeah! That’s right in my price range.

Who’ll be needing a free copy of #ModernWarfare2?

@hashtagutd @georgesmith10_ @krisnewbs Absolutely gutted to see George and Newbs go. Two outstanding players. Genuinely wish them both all the best and will miss them on the field. They’ll always be #tags to me. 👊

🚨PLAYER NEWS Today we say goodbye to two of our promotion-winning squad. 👊Thank you @georgesmith10_ @krisnewbs FULL STORY: hashtagunited.co.uk/george-smith-k…

#SneakCherryBomb Was my first taste of Sneak and still nothing comes close!

@hashtagutd Any news on the stream?

KICK OFF!! ⚽️ We’re underway here for our first league game of the season! 🤜🤛 Stay with us on the TL or LIVE on YouTube 🎥👀 bit.ly/JOINHTU

@hashtagutd Is the HerneBay game still on tomorrow? Hoping to come down. #upthtags

@hashtagutd This box is lush! Almost didn’t want to open it.

The first 500 shirt orders have been sent out in a special limited edition box. Let us know if you got one!

We love seeing you lot get your shirts and merch in the post! Keep sending us your pics! Stock running low so get over to hashtagunitedstore.com ASAP if you want to represent the Tags. Available worldwide!