Bonzo

@BBCSport I think it was as Denmark fan

England have been charged following an incident in their #Euro2020 semi-final win over Denmark. #bbceuro2020 #ENG

@SkyNews This guy has serious delusions of grandeur - no one gives a flying f*ck about you sunshine , or your bitter disruptive accusations or outlandish claims , stay at home with your porn and wotsits .

Boris Johnson once admitted that it would be "ludicrous" if he were to become prime minister, Dominic Cummings has claimed trib.al/W5SPbkJ

Like it’s f*cking easy !!!!!

No desire at all

Kane needs to leave the pitch

I know she was a bit distressed (aren’t we all) but it still causes my hairs to stand on end and bones to shake when I hear Amy Winehouse in her prime RIP . open.spotify.com/track/5kB7BZY3…

@matt798894 @shanehodgkiss2 @BBCNews Hmm strange . Have handled it as best as any government would have been able to . Unless of course you think you could have done a better job fed with the same information that any / every world leader has been. Italian / French / Indian governments done any better ? Nope . Bye

@Beutros80 @shanehodgkiss2 @BBCNews Absolutely they did yes in an unneeded battle with the flu.

Tuesday's Guardian: "'Time to ease off the accelerator'": Johnson delays end of lockdown" #BBCPapers #TomorrowsPapersToday bbc.in/BBCPapers

@MatthewStadlen @JDee1235 In what way is it a “Freudian” slip ?

Boris Johnson calling this country ‘this company’ at the Covid press conference a rather unfortunate Freudian slip?

@cctv_idiots Google “Brian Harvey” 😂

@BBCSport Most entertaining player on the circuit at the mo !

Nick Kyrgios has pulled out of next week's Wimbledon warm-up at Queen's Club because of a neck problem. His big focus will now be on recovering in time for Wimbledon. Read more ⤵️ #bbctennis

@BBCSport I very much doubt it will be SG .

The rumour mill has gone into overdrive with who could replace Carlo Ancelotti at Goodison Park 😅 ◼️ Steven Gerrard ◼️ Rafael Benitez ◼️ Nuno Espirito Santo...although what about Crystal Palace? 👀 Follow our LIVE text ✍️ | #bbcfootball

@BBCSport That’s the best we’ve got ? I should have persisted and not found women amd other distractions !

British number one Dan Evans is still waiting for his first win in the #FrenchOpen main draw after losing to Serbia's Miomir Kecmanovic on day one in Paris. #bbctennis

@SkyNews You’re not that important mate

Former government adviser Dominic Cummings says his trip to Barnard Castle was a 'terrible, terrible mistake' which he is 'extremely sorry for'. He adds it 'undermined public confidence in the whole thing'. Follow live: trib.al/XIhimYP

@LouSanders Can’t find tickets for it on the web site ? X

@BukayoSaka87 Well done mate you deserve it.

@BBCNews Slow news day

Jake Paul investigated over suspected driving on protected turtle beach bbc.in/3hxVJU3

@SkyNews No

At 0945, we will be speaking to Celebs Go Dating receptionist Tom Read Wilson about how to manage your social diary and politely excuse yourself of unwanted arrangements 🕤 0945 📺 Channel 501 📲 Watch live: trib.al/cRESFMC

@SkyNews Go and sell some gold you air gulping goldfish c*nt

"One law for an elite, one law for the rest - it's simply not fair" says former prime minister Gordon Brown, as he responds to concerns over the integrity of 10 Downing Street. Read more here: trib.al/UoVbSDF

@BBCNews Slow news day then

Beauty salon in Newport, Wales, closed twice in one day for Covid breaches bbc.in/3eP4hD5