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@LastWeekTonight just FYI 7:30 KRON4 in SF when tossing to a reporter asked “how’s it hanging out there.”

If you plan on voting for Jill Stein or Trump because of the war in the Middle East, please watch and reconsider. It’s just 6 minutes and it’s worth the watch.

Mickey Rourke and I have the same internal monologue

Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.

In case anyone had any question why the loathsome piece of shit refused a second debate Kamala Harris. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

@BryanKetler @rustyrockets And he can dress up in women’s clothes if he wants, or marry who she wants, and pray or not pray to whatever deity they want, and marry who they want, and read whatever books they want, and be able to go To the hospital when they’re sick and not lose their house

@rustyrockets To be pro American is to believe in a country where a man could buy 100 acres and put his house in the hills, which he built himself without a bunch of permits. He can have all the guns he wants and all the dogs he wants, and he can be as self-sufficient as he wants.

What does it mean to be pro-American at this point?

@FoodPornPhotos Sir, what you’re suggesting is a hate crime

Does ketchup belong on cheesesteak?

@levarburton I need to know that scarf knot. Next time we catch up, you’ll show me how?

On my way to Philly to do whatever I can on this last weekend of the campaign… #bydhttmwfi #Harris_Walz2024 #ifyoustillhaveone #VoteYourConscience

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! It was funny and not a nazi hellscape and Elroy Musk was a sane person I never thought about #MyXAnniversary

@EdKrassen Maybe don’t include Hillary. Just gonna offer that sage advice.

BREAKING: The Harris campaign thinks they have a really good shot at winning Florida. They’ve been spending large amounts of money for ads in the state, and have now asked Hillary Clinton to campaign there. The momentum is surging! Can she actually win Florida?

.@jonstewart breaks down how dangerous a mass deportation policy would be, especially in the hands of a guy as undiscerning as Trump

Fascist playbook

Microsoft sharepoint is the biggest piece of shit and I hate it with the intensity of 1000 suns

@FoodPornPhotos Pizza

🚨 let’s hear yours……

@DLgodlessbitch A battery

@RpsAgainstTrump I thought Ben Carson was dead

What do you see?

I'm going to put together a thread covering Trump's rally in Greensboro, North Carolina. Follow along for clips and commentary.

@RpsAgainstTrump Sooo… Cocaine?

Mike Johnson says that it's “unnecessary” for 78 years old Trump to release his medical records, because “everyone” can see he’s healthy: “He doesn't require as much sleep as the average person. He's an unusual figure."

Have you ever wondered why Germans didn’t do anything about Hitler? Well, the rest of the world is wondering exactly that about Americans and Trump.