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@BYZE Steve might get a nasty surprise phone call one of these days

@BYZE @aWildWatermelon @Snedgie @itsPhunix I finally found the bussy

@BYZE This you in a few years?

@MitchBenn Those theories rely on the image the SS has for decades. All depiction in movies and series and novels has them as some super powerful organization that will smell out a gunman 20 miles away and shoot him down before he even gets his pants on. Reality is a lot different.

I hate conspiracy theories and I hate “false flag” conspiracy theories worst of all, because they’re part of that tribal need to let your own side off the hook even in the face of the evidence. But there’s a LOT about the Trump assassination attempt that fails the smell test…

@SpuzieOfficial I just found the most amazing thing you can do on your return: v.redd.it/kn9jmjtohkdd1

@ItsBlarg @SMii7Y Get one, set it up as a dedicated line to @SMii7Y, sort of like the red phone during the cold war. Call him on it when you need another player for something or another.

Holy shit it’s real

i think i just found your people @BYZE are you a mod here? reddit.com/r/greggsapprec…

@donttrythis If you're ever in the Netherlands, i highly recommend going to the Efteling. I think you'd get a real kick our of all the prop building and animatronics they have there. It's a themepark sort of like disney world but using European fairy tales as a base.

@TheMontyDon It's to put yourself apart from those plebs that putter around the garden and plant petunias. They're not real gardeners, they don't even know the difference between a pear and an apple tree! I'm a horticulturalist! I can tell you all the Latin names of all my exotic plants!

There are lots of words and expressions in current use that irritate me - (dont get me started on 'gifting') but one that is particularly pertinent seems utterly unnecessary: Since when did the term 'horticulturalist' replace gardener? And why?

@ItsBlarg Just made brisket for the first time! That stuff is nice!

I AM GOING TO AUSTIN THIS MONTH FOR BRISKET AND THAT IS ALL

@Snedgie @SeventhLvl she attacking " service" dogs. Aka, every dog on the planet that people feel they get to take everywhere. Including restaurants, bars, stores because it's their baby. They are never trained nor certified.

@SeventhLvl wait is she attacking service dogs

Bitch did not just attack dogs for no fuckin reason...

@GemeenteUtrecht gaan jullie nog handhaven tegen vuurwerkidioten of moet ik zelf op jacht gaan en kijken of die strijkers ook leuk ploffen als je ze rectaal inbrengt?

@ItsBlarg Knowing your audience and catering to them is a good way to earn a good living as artist. The broke artist trope is stupid. If you can't sell your art, then maybe your art just isn't that enjoyable.

Taylor Swift’s music still sounds like it’s made for 16 year old girls who are mad that their boyfriend of 3 weeks wont text them back But, she is a fucking badass for how she’s handled the industry and didn’t let labels take advantage of her. I hope she’s around for a while

@MeatyMarley Never knew you did a cooking show on youtube! Love the Get down with Sean and Marley show!

@Sp4zie Couldn't help but think of you when i discovered this subreddit: reddit.com/r/ididnthaveeg…

@jameypricephoto You think your foto is going to be any different from the other 20 vultures doing the same thing? You're paparazzi but with press credentials.

Actually, it is. It's our job to cover the race. If a lion walks out of the woods into a parking lot, you have to take photos of it...because that is our JOB. And now our clients have images of those moments in Grand Prix history.

@yanipir Only flew European till last month thought it was just bad English. Flew United airlines, American Crew, same terrible announcements.

Airplane speaker voice: Ladies and gentlemen, gdkdbfkfbk jdjdkeofj dhehdkjfkrk dhkdhfkfj djhfirhjr, thank you for your attention

@aWildWatermelon @JOE_co_uk Also how to spot people who don't understand boxing. Being knocked down isn't a try or a touchdown, it doesn't give you a golden goal.

@JOE_co_uk Anyone actually believing that fake scorecard tweet needs to have a word with themselves. 🙃

Another controversial decision 👀

@MercedesAMGF1 @MB_Museum Can you come sort my stuff? And make a computer system that will tell me what stuff I have and how much so I don't by another 5 pack of arduino's?

A place for everything and everything in its place. 😍🙌

@netflix for the love of everything that is holy, can you stop with the shitty generated CC subtitles for Band of Brothers and the Pacific? Cease fire down the line isn't the same as cease fire in the hole.. AI generated crap never understands things perfectly unlike a human.