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Hi guys, I want to buy a 12 inch ruler, that has all the marks on it, showing the inch, half inch, and quarter inch lines up to 12 inches. But I don't want it to be 12 inches, I want it to be 9 inches in total length, so that each inch is actually 3/4th of an inch. So like a 12 incher ruller that is fake, so that it would make whatever I'm measuring appear larger than what it is. Does anyone know of a place that would sell this?

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@Bieware too old for the pit?!

Too old for the pit. Too annoyed by the people in the back talking and not watching the concert.

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@edamamell @melanielynskey Ash watched already but is doing the rewatch with me. I mainly started watching cuz Elijah Wood will be in s2 and he’s the best ha

@Bieware @melanielynskey ohhhhh we've watched already. due for a rewatch before season2 tho

One month to go. Eeek

@edamamell @melanielynskey I just started this last night! They’re having a popup event a SXSW that we’re gonna try to go to campyj.com

@melanielynskey @Bieware tell ashley we should watch together over zoom 😍