Jason Ramirez

Before kids: I’m not going to allow my children to eat cereal for breakfast, it’s too much sugar. After kids: yes you can have ice cream for breakfast just stfu

TRUMP: We had one man who was very ill. It looked like he wasn't going to make it. Should I mention his name? Do you want to mention it? MIKE JOHNSON: Rep. Neal Dunn of Florida had some real health challenges TRUMP: His diagnosis was he would be dead by June JOHNSON: Okay, that wasn't public. *audience groans* It was grim. That's what I was going to say.

@baileyjroc @mlb_nine @TheJoeySwoll @WBCBaseball @MLB

@BigBackJay @mlb_nine @TheJoeySwoll @WBCBaseball @MLB Looks pretty damn close as it crosses the plate to me. As long as we have humans umping, some calls will be subjective . Coulda gone either way imo. x.com/mrmisdirect/st…

MASON MILLER WINS THE BATTLE TEAM USA WINS THE GAME! #WorldBaseballClassic

@baileyjroc @mlb_nine @TheJoeySwoll @WBCBaseball @MLB There’s a marker showing it’s a ball.

@mlb_nine @TheJoeySwoll @WBCBaseball @MLB I think this is what most fans don’t consider. Call could’ve gone either way , but was much closer as it crossed the plate than when he caught it.

That is insane: "Biden’s pardons eliminated roughly $680,000 in financial penalties owed to victims or the government. In contrast, Trump’s second-term pardons have forgiven criminal debts of more than $1.5 billion."

Spurs!

Trump is Putin's lap dog to the point that he's crashing out on Fox News...lol

Never seen a dude not lined up on his wedding day 😬 #LoveIsBlindS10

@_ShawnieB I said that too! I told my wife he’s literally said NOTHING. So satisfied with how this ended 😂

I’ve never seen someone use so many words and communicate so poorly like Kevan from this season of love is blind.

Feb. 16. CBS tells Colbert to kill his interview with Texas Dem (and Senate candidate) James Talarico Dec. 21. Bari Weiss tells 60 Minutes to drop its segment on CECOT (it airs weeks later) Dec. 10. Trump says “any deal” should involve restructuring CNN because leaders are “corrupt” (Paramount’s bid includes CNN; Netflix doesn’t) Dec. 8. WSJ reports that David Ellison is promising White House sweeping changes to CNN programming if its bid wins out Dec. 8 (earlier in the day) Trump blasts Paramount for airing 60 Minutes interview with “low IQ traitor” Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene Dec. 7. Trump says he would “be involved in” decision of who will buy WBD, signaling that he will tell his DOJ which bid to allow Nov. 20. The Guardian reports that Larry Ellison called White House and discussed pulling CNN’s Erin Burnett and Brianna Keilar off the air if Paramount bid went through

@CanyonDC4L @ABC @AdamSchefter Because it was a shooting at a hockey game asshole.

@ABC @AdamSchefter Why did schefter retweet this

JUST IN: Two victims were killed and several were injured from an apparently targeted shooting at an ice skating rink in Rhode Island, authorities said. abcnews.com/US/shooting-re…

@scoliver1 @AdamSchefter Fucking snowflake.

@AdamSchefter That's not true. That was the viewership in the first half. Substantial drop off at the start of halftime. Stop posting your liberal bullshit.

NBC announced Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show averaged 128.2 million viewers from 8:15 pm ET to 8:30 pm ET, breaking NFL social media records.

@calvinwatkins When was he 300lbs??

Mike Tyson telling us to stop eating processed food wasn’t on my bingo card.

My favorite book! I’ve listen to the Audible 3 times, this should be a great movie!

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is soooooo good but 30 min episodes should be a crime!

I have called for the full release of the Epstein files. I have provided a sworn statement of what I know. And just this week, I’ve agreed to appear in person before the committee. But it’s still not enough for Republicans on the House Oversight Committee.

@WerderEdNFL It’s honestly been good until now. Jeff Ross is terrible.

I see I turned on NFL Honors at exactly the wrong moment with this skit.

We just dropped our Super Bowl ad. If we’re going to take on the billionaires that have broken our political system, we need to reach everyone. This is the time for big plays.

It’s so fucking obvious what he’s trying to do.

@Sakatoyaa @roninblackboi @shes_rADIAnt This is social media, everything is an unsolicited opinion dipshit.

@roninblackboi @shes_rADIAnt 💀💀 Giving your unsolicited opinion. Got it

This is the worst shit I’ve ever heard.

Bad Bunny’s 'Debí Tirar Más Fotos' is the #GRAMMYs' first fully-Spanish Album Of The Year winner stereogum.com/2487619/grammy…