Shane

First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill Last 60 seconds before I clock out: 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

when i say i wanna be outside this summer this is what i mean

my body is a temple but thursday-sunday it’s the second tower

they knew to end wipeout before i reached adult age cause i would’ve bodied that course

My bulge is 90% balls

dreamt my brother invented a genre of music called skeleton’s nightmare

I’m glad I didn’t live in the Wild West because if they tried to hang me I probably would’ve cum my fucking pants in front of the whole town.

A girl with fat tits for my disgusting tiny penis to get lost in

*wraps my big butt around your leg and flexes my butt hole against your skin a little*

aint no grill back there, they back there spraying motor oil on it to make it taste grilled then putting it in a microwave!

@m6drop More funny than anything. We all ran away laughing instead of trying to help!

@BigBadBoston420 GOOD THING HES STILL OK!!

JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN LAS VEGAS. BRO ON THE ESCALATOR TRIPPING. CASINO SECURITY WHOOPED ON HIM SHORTLY AFTER THE FILMING OF THIS VIDEO.

@yipick Burger looks amazing yoshi!!! DRAIN is your friend!!👽🌊🏄‍♂️🏝️

Made an In-N-Outish burger. Any advice moving forward

@raydavisIIII I’d drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

I would wife up Hannah Montoya

@JacobsVegasLife @gwar residency

Now that Tilman Fertitta is taking over Caesars Entertainment, what are some changes you want to see made?