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@Howlingmutant0 grok make shoulders wider and head 50% smaller.

@Howlingmutant0 I'd be like, 'Ha, your people were mere dick washers, my friend' and run out with my cape flowing in the wind. Hoping he doesn't chase me because I've only got about a half-block in me before my lungs give out.

Whenever I see a black guy reading a book about Egypt in a Macdonalds or a coffee shop or something I picture a cyclone of melinated wisdom spinning in his mind, and I take a second to appreciate it but not much longer because it might set off some kind of violent reaction

Don't fuckin ask me when the bus comes. I don't know, I don't ride it. I have nowhere to be. I just stand here and scowl at the sheeple passing by.

Never had a near-death experience. Touch wood. I once felt my cock bend the wrong way while fucking and my life flashed before my eyes. I had to decompress on the hotel balcony and smoke a menthol. Never appreciated the beauty of the rising sun until that morning.

@Howlingmutant0 Don't fuckin ask me when the bus comes. I don't know, I don't ride it. I have nowhere to be. I just stand here and scowl at the sheeple passing by.

The problem with young people today, or “millennials” as they’re called, is they’ve forgotten how to dwell, how to lurk, how to occupy a space with a gloomy permanence

I don't know much horseshoe theory. I just go out there and throw 'em and hope they find a way to wrap themselves around the stake.

Had a vision of frail old hags in nightgowns beating a Trump pinata with spiked bats until it burst and released a thousand fetuses which were then devoured by beautiful women with sharp teeth and ancient symbols tattooed on their faces. Why I don't eat cheese after midnight.

@woke8yearold I don't think he's a bad person. I wouldn't trust him around my gf though. He's a pussy hound.

@Babygravy9 Reminds me of my first gf. We bonded over video games and pissing in jugs.

They don’t tell you this, but about the time Modern Warfare II was released, girls like this used to grow on trees. You could just go and pick one for yourself and it was totally legal.

@_heral_fog Might help if a tornado passes through too. They say it's an old wives' tale but what's the harm in doing it?

you ever see two closed windows and think ‘if I open both, we could get a nice cross breeze going’ and then you do and it does

@BernieSanders @peggyflanagan I would shake you out your loafers.

Warming up in a local Minnesota park for the rally with @peggyflanagan.

@Noahpinion Oh you bad boy. I oughta bend you over my knee right now. Where'd you get such a controversial opinion?

Ok just gonna come out and say it Kill Bill was mid

@bscholl Fuck two holes with one cock.

We need alt phrases for “kill two birds with one stone” and “more than one way to skin a cat” that don’t involve being cruel to animals

@Howlingmutant0 @AllahingMutant I used to bump this in the whip. O'Malley's Bar is a good one for those solo road trips. He's got several great albums.

@AllahingMutant Great album

What do you howl along to? Share songs, albums, artists. Just be real with me because I don't give a fuck about content farming or algorithms or any of that gay shit, I want to know about you guys that I rarely see on the feed.

@dmontetheno1 No, Hitchens is still an interesting figure even in death and he had swagger.

The most cathartic thing has been living long enough to see how widely accepted it is that the Four Horsemen of New Atheism are all idiots.

@Micci_Doo That's called inflatuation. I'm not a really a fan, but that's the term I made up for it just now.

true love is when you deeply inhale their stinkies

@PalmyrPar He needs a husband to keep him occupied.

He needs to retire ASAP

@larenzodeltoro That's not gold.

Brown or gold?

@ANOINTEDCHIEF Bitches like a little candor.

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

@robertlasagna1 Girls Gone Normal. I'm working on it right now with my trad wife.

They stopped making girls gone wild because THESE DAYS the girls are already wild. There's nowhere to go