Matthew Webb

When you hear “ E.A. Sports “ do you say 1. “ITS IN THE GAME!” or 2. “Challenge Everything “ RT for 1 / Fav for 2 Trynna see sum

This the back cracker 3000, with optional headrest panel.

@millerliter Ahhh, so I’m trash for getting you flowers, a new phone and Apple Watch and saying it yesterday because I knew I wouldn’t really be able to today. 👌🏻 let em know the whole truth next time.

I’ve gotten a happy Mother’s Day text from people who have been in my life for 2 weeks but can’t get one from my own father or person who helped make me a mother. Like I said, men are trash.

“Lunch” ....smoke session

This not even fair 😂.. Imagine Wizards Jordan in the paint while 2009 LeBron driving to the rim

LeBron James is the greatest basketball player to ever dribble a basketball and play in the 70+ year history of the NBA. That's FACT. twitter.com/undisputed/sta…

Let’s keep this spreading

BRUHHHHHHH!!!! One of the female DIs has the virus and we’ve all been around her getting briefs and shit. In tight proximity for long periods of time....

@k_bmiller You got me 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😂😂

And for Matt to pickup 100 recruits on Saturday? Who the fuck is making these decisions.

So let me get this straight... even though I’m healthy, my son is healthy, and my husband is healthy, I’m not able to get in my car and drive 5 hours to PCS in 16 days, because it’s too “dangerous “ BUT, it’s perfectly safe for my child to attend daycare, me to go to work

Tarkov be hard sometimes... ALL THE TIME

Last night in the win over Giannis & the Bucks, LeBron James became the 3rd player ever, and youngest, to score 34,000 points He was also the youngest to... 33K 32K 31K 30K 29K 28K 27K 26K 25K 24K 23K 22K 21K 20K 19K 18K 17K 16K 15K 14K 13K 12K 11K 10K 9K 8K 7K 6K 5K 4K 3K 2K 1K

@JuicyAssOatmeal Mr. Worldwide

@Low_Diggity @G00dno You wish

@G00dno @Low_Diggity You like? Lol

@Low_Diggity @BigKitty01 Ayy he kinda doing his thang there!

Tomorrow my wife and son come down, I get to sleep after two back to back duties, Friday we graduate the platoon and I start outpost leave. It’s not half bad.

@k_bmiller Like I haven’t done that

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@k_bmiller I meant teleportation but you get what I mean

Have you ever woken up from a wet dream, horned up, ready to go, and realized you’re alone?? Shit hurt my feelings lol

@k_bmiller It’s 2020, time travel should be a thing by now. Sure would make this a helluva lot easier

4 words, 19 letters, say it and I’m yours. SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!