Alex

THE BRITISH ARE COMING! 🇺🇸🇬🇧

Fairly accurate I’d say

@NUFCMurph We are worse at least they won this week

@NUFC Conceded late, then brought on Woltemade for a midfielder even though Osula has been knackered the last 15 minutes, a copy and paste of our performance against palace come on man

Goal. Truffert. [1-2] 85'

The Guardians of the globe got this Mark 😂

@ToonPolls Hall, Bruno, Woltemade and Miley (who from a trusted source has told me he’s signed an extension)

Regardless of whether you’re Howe In, or Howe Out, most people seem aligned that a major rebuild is needed this summer. Which #NUFC players would you NOT sell?

@JohnKeith53 @agbnufc_ Doesn’t matter don’t pull a shirt in the box it’s common sense they’ll try and benefit from it

@agbnufc_ Very soft penalty, he dived.

I can't deny this is completely unacceptable like, these are playing Thursday/Sunday and they're coming back to beat us, one of the most spineless group in years.

@NUFC Wouldn’t mind another 3 week international break at the minute

Mateta scores. [2-1] 90'

@TheFootyFeed We aren’t even playing today

Hot Dog at St James' Park for £6.80... 👀

Why does he not have better call saul or breaking bad in his bio LMFAO

@nufcpb He fucked up a halftime team talk

Eddie Howe please for once in your life don’t completely fuck up a half time team talk

@FBAwayDays Bet is stinks or shite in there

Sunderland fans passing Newcastle fans on the metro en route to St James’ Park today… 😬🫣

@Rhunt92 @ChrisPage_Boz We have a better chance of beating the Mackems why would we not guarantee a win at the harder opponents

@ChrisPage_Boz Absolutely not only one answer is beating Sunderland.

The only answer is Barcelona. THE. ONLY. ANSWER. #NUFC

@SavMondo It got stuck on 94:59

Why did Sky take the timer down?

@NatSufc99 Yee bird shouts about foreigners whilst being a foreigner in Benidorm

@TheGooner198 @RealAstridWett She’s a mackem

@RealAstridWett You but Newcastle fan😭

Can someone explain to me in simple terms who tf this chick even is? 😅

@Rosiepem @Joshpox92 @notambiturner @JonathanPieNews I process cash at work, we count a couple 100 in losses because of forgeries literally every day

@Joshpox92 @notambiturner @JonathanPieNews Because, you live in the 21st century? or because you think forgery of bank notes is still rampant?

My notifications is filled with people spending an awful lot of time arguing about the five pound note, when they likely haven't even seen one for the past six years or so. Incredible time to be alive.

@PoliticsJOE_UK Why ask them anyway they use Euros

"The country's gone too woke." We asked Brits in Benidorm about Churchill being taken off banknotes.

@Njpadmore1 @Bbmorg And we still will, beavers are mint

@Bbmorg We did have other notable national figures on our notes before then though.

Churchill wasn’t put on a British bank note until 2016? We managed very well as a country up to that point.

@chrismd10 We even got a Herbivore mauling a predator

This must be the best week of your life if you’re 5 years old and into dinosaurs. I’m almost 30 and I’ve been rearranging everything to stick on another hour of Morgan Freeman narrating some clueless herbivore getting torn limb from limb. An absolute masterclass in dino documentary making from, unsurprisingly, the maker of Jurassic Park