Mathew Parker

@itv adverts in the middle of the game is not on! Just a money driven decision that’s in poor form!

@OC No phones but knowing where your mates are by the pile of bikes!

Kids these days will never know…

@ChinoUTD It’s not about his skill it’s about playing him in midfield. Bruno is a 10 not an 8

🚨 Evra “They did the same with Pogba they're now doing with Bruno. ‘He’s class but he loses it, sell him.’ Truth is, since Pogba left, no one has touched his level. Bro carried a whole lot of flair & skill in one body and they still ain't replaced that"

@bethTmufc Got o be a midfielder for me. We need both but we will gain more adding a 6 at the moment.

The big question & I’ll be interested to see the answer now. If you could only have one before the window closes… Midfielder or Goalkeeper?

@OC This absolute deathtrap of a playground ride! I think it was called a witch’s hat.

If I was to recreate a proper 80s playground what has to be in it ? Metallic Slide that hots up in summer to weld the back of your things to it ✅ Gravel, shrapnel and flint surface ✅ (not the bouncy velvet they are treated to now) What else? Maybe I’ll make a Theme Park, Dangerland™️

INEOS Out! This is on them

@MerlinProducer If you had a striker you would have won that game.

Hall of shame performance from Havertz, that’s up there with Giroud vs Monaco.

@elonmuskADO 22.25

How is this England side not winning the euros 🙈 not one shot on target. #Southgateout

@MerlinProducer If he didnt have pace he’d be playing for Southend!

Are people seeing this performance from Kyle Walker? lol

Get Southgate out now. Such a poor manager. #southgateout

@vonpeepster Wooohooo! Star Wars boobs!

Oh shit happy. Forgot it was may the 4th!

@Manutdfan2022 What melt down? More piss poor opinion from a so called fan🙄

@Shabby_The_Red @AndyMitten More piss poor opinion🙈

Perfectly put 👇🏻 @AndyMitten has earned his stripes thro hard graft and building a reputation. Goldbridge….. well he just a cunt

@R_o_M What a piss poor opinion based on nothing but trying to bring a united fan down

The idea that Andy Mitten, the most credible and well respected journalist when it comes to United, would be jealous of that clown is incredible. Goldbridge is utterly delusional 😂

@vonpeepster It’s the books that got me into fantasy so I hope you enjoy!

@BigMat Thanks for this! Started reading the prophecy book. I like it so far.

I need a new epic fantasy series to read. I bought a book that people kept recommending and I hate it. I've read all the most popular ones except malazan althout I certainly tried but I found it so hard to follow but still pretty great.

@vonpeepster A very short poem concerning boobs. Boobs come in all sizes and shape Some that sit up and others that drape Why do some need to comment and rate Let’s just agree they’re all really great Especially #MarxMilkers I don’t know how to rhyme milkers😕

I really don't get it. It's obvious I don't have huge boobs in 100% of my recent pictures, and yet they will still argue, with me, who sees my body every single damn fucking day.

@richardajkeys yet again slamming Ten Hag pushing his poor football opinion. The club has burned through so many good managers because of the glazers. #Glazersout