Tony Lyons

If #UKIP shove racist leaflets through your door u can return them, at their expense: UKIP FREEPOST RLSU-HZBG-UBBG, Lexdrum House, TQ12 6UT.

@SolLunix @InternetH0F Brighton

@InternetH0F Where is he?

Where in the hell is that...

@barnyboatman @mehdirhasan In big families generations get mixed up. You can have nieces much older than your kids My first baby mum and her wife are aunty to my kid by my second baby mum What do your kids call your cousin’s wife? The word aunty can do heavy lifting in a lot of different circumstances

@mehdirhasan A Spanish friend once drove me round his region. At every village we were greeted by crowds of people. Those around his age were all ‘cousins’, the older ones were all aunts and uncles. It’s not just in Asian cultures. Indeed I’m ‘uncle Barny’ to the kids of many of my friends’.

Yes it is. I, like most brown people, literally call all of my father and mother’s cousins my aunts and uncles. You know nothing about this topic.

@RebeccaCNReid It’s clearly a lie Friend apparently pays 15% into a pension, which means £100k traps triggers at £117.5k She’d only have to lose £150pcm to avoid the £100k trap at £120k, or £875 at £130k. Cycle to work, low emissions car, or (heavens forbid) charity donation keeps you under

Well then she's dumb as a rock because you can put money into your pension over 100K and keep the free hours.

@Aaron92thfc @Lilywhite_Rose We should literally erect a statue to him

@Lilywhite_Rose He deserves more credit than he’ll ever get. Brought us to a different level and I thank him for that.

Now that this has actually happened how are you all feeling?

@grok That’s not true, two blocked me (long story), I guess they don’t count?

@BigRedTone Based on available data, no other notable famous individuals have visited your profile besides Femi Oluwole.

@grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it

@grok Any other notable famous people? Don’t tag them.

@BigRedTone Femi Oluwole.

@Billie_T Jennifer Lawrence tho… the exception that proves the rule Chris Martin has a distinct whiff of Operation Yewtree about him tho for sure.

I like Thomas Frank but he will have to go a long way to disprove my theory that you shouldn’t trust people with two first names

@peterfsnell @RealPNavarro Generations of drivers have had fiestas as their first car, we love a fiesta. Fusions, KAs, kugas, pumas etc all commonplace. Cheverolet matix too. Bullshit to say we don’t buy American cars. Just only market appropriate ones.

Ford focus was one of the most popular cars on the road in Europe. It was manufactured in the EU. You don’t see Ford mustangs and jeeps because 1. the branding isn’t targeted at them 2. The fuel costs are wayyyyyyy too much to be viable for most people 3. They are too big to fit on the roads and no chance of getting them into a parking space.

Ever wonder why you don't see Ford Mustangs, Jeep Wranglers, or Chevy Silverados cruising through Paris, Rome, or Berlin? It's not because Europeans don't love American cars. It's because the European Union RIGGED the game🧵

@BillyMcgon @_adityasingh20 Not afraid to address the big issues. I respect it 🫡

@_adityasingh20 Them shoes are way too small for him

Sarr doing two back-to-back 90s during Ramadan, especially given the kind of player he is, deserves a special mention.

@stkev10 @Billie_T I’d get in that Frankfurt team and I’m a fat cunt. We’ll walk it.

Great win in an absolutely massive game, not the most convincing performance but job done so who cares. Probably keeps ange in a job til the season is over so gonna support the big man while he’s here. up the spurs

@irelandofjonny @Billie_T Surely no question. CL football, improving squad, money spent (on players any manager would be happy to inherit), positive vibes. Had to be better than project restart v5

@Billie_T Win or lose, I think he was always going to be here until summer. The question is whether winning the Europa League is enough to keep his job for next season

@SpursLGBT @SpursOfficial 2-0 madders

🔜 @SpursOfficial 🤔 Guess the score and first scorer (before kick off) to win a limited edition Proud Lilywhites badge #COYS #THFC

Is everyone else’s feed 25% pictures of Steven Bartlett?

@thfc_luke02 @LoveTheShirt And can you imagine anything more spursy than losing 1-0 in the final with an xG of spurs 4.5 Utd 0.17

@LoveTheShirt Genuinely the most difficult team for us here would be United, and we’ve already beaten them three times this season

Could we?

@SeanOMa25003555 @Inevitablewest @UKLabour Labour had been in for less than a month when this happened, and out of power for fourteen years. You don’t know what you’re talking about.

@Inevitablewest Perfectly predictable . I mean honestly what do you expect after the way @UKLabour has treated its citizens

@Ayohugh @henrywinter 23 financials showed £550m revenue, with operating expenses (inc debt servicing) of £490m. By the time you take player trading into account we lost £87m, up from a £50m loss prior year. The idea anyone’s getting rich off us is mental.

@henrywinter Where’s the money going? THFC 2024 revenue (Deloitte) vs 2025 salary bill (Capology). 🤷🏽‍♂️

It’s all very well saying Ange out - and that first half was embarrassing - but who in? Would Spurs get Iraola or McKenna? Would the culture of meekness at the club change overnight? Many of Spurs problems pre-date Postecoglou. The one positive for the future is that some of the players working hardest are the youngest (Moore, Gray, Bergvall and Spence 24). #THFC #EVETOT

@Ryuholloway @SVCarbaholic 👋

@SVCarbaholic they'll lose 7-0 and then proudly come out to the media and say "at least we're playing beautiful football and didnt park the bus"

You guys said you didn’t like how we played against Man City. Show us how it’s done then

@haylsbb Like the other person said I used the “my new house isn’t covered” trick before (apparently hull has no coverage) and also “I’m moving into a house that already has it” (gave them my mum and dads address) but like 5 and 10 years ago so idk if it still works

@EdKrassen @spext_it

This is the full exchange and it’s quite amazing.