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@LANDOFTHEFRREEE @AsadFromNYC Protect this diva at all costs and get her a nice ass vacation too. She is real as fuck

@AsadFromNYC I'm so annoyed with the fact that she stood up for herself and everyone is mad. A. When she repeated what he said to her no one caught that on tape the dog shouldn't be touching no one. She has every right to be upset. LMFAO Ms vanilla is the nicest way to put it

She is 100% right. If you bring a non-service pet onto the subway, it has to be contained. Too many people do not abide by this because they do not view the subway as a shared public good but as their personal backyard. mta.info/guides/pets

@rickylewis70146 @RlCKYRAGE She irked cuz she had to take the escalator down…and right back up

this video lives rent free in my mind

Bottoming hurts for you because you're a bad person

Nonbinary Bear Trade is out - Bears Dolls is in

MAGA guys seeing a tesla drive down the street

@claire0voyant Same!!!

@BigRedZach i had the cd back in the day so yessss

one good trick and I be listening to the 500 Days of Summer soundtrack 😵‍💫

@phantom_threadz Stolen valor lolllllll

The older I get, the more I seem to veer into the ginger category. I’ve been getting ginger chasers telling me they like my “ginger fur” or something. Idk how I feel about this. Cringe aside, it feels like stolen valor, as I don’t really consider myself to be a ginger.

I love when straight girls have bear boyfriends. Go off ally

hooters but with bears when

To all the gay men pretending to like the NFL, you are valid and you are seen 🩷I’m holding space for you 💖

december 28, 2012

Crews are battling a large fire at Mulligan’s Brick Bar in Allentown @news4buffalo

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

😅

@Geoffiam we need to get the turtles on ssris

Look, if you make less than $400K a year, Kamala Harris is not going to raise your taxes. Period. And if you make more than $400K… Congratulations! You're doing great. And you can afford to pitch in a bit more for the public good.

@TheWormShepherd Made this once for a group chat lol

“I saw a child who had been shot in the jaw. No other part of his body was affected. He was fully awake and aware of what was going on. He stared at me while he choked on his own blood as I tried to suction the blood out with a broken suction unit.” Surgeon from Georgia