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@Geoffiam
Geoff the no-longer magnanimous. Formerly known as Geoff the Magnanimous.
Texas Katılım Ağustos 2018
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@Geoffiam In the funniest joke can I remember from USA's "Weird Science" sitcom, Lisa has become a zombie and begins hitting on the male principal. Unpersuaded, he replies, "You don't want me for my body, you only want me for my brain!"
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The worst part of being a vampire would be missing out on my reflection.
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@RiebvJanbeeck How is this bad? it's different and maybe even good
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@Alexandrovna805 Not my type but I'm glad somebodys being positive
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@ad0rnai @atreides_sf thank u sooooo much 4 appreciating mh Signature move … everybody in my life rn aka @jeff82874662 hates it
I even like the taste better when it’s a little watered down I know that’s awful but it’s soooooo good 2 me
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Not having an ice-maker is irritating. What do I put in my wine now?
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@FakeAccount0314 @WomanDefiner What do you mean their recipes? America essentially had no major accomplishments until it had tacos and butter chicken.
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@Geoffiam @WomanDefiner Diversity is the worst thing a population can endure. It serves no purpose other than to drag down White civilization. We already have their recipes.
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@JillFilipovic What does the state do to teachers whose students routinely cannot read or calculate?
What would you suggest it do to homeschool parents?
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Right, if homeschooling is actually super high quality, then homeschooling families should not object to being evaluated, tested, and checked-in-on to make sure their kids are actually learning.
𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗@shagbark_hick
Look, pro-homeschooling people are piling on this guy but he's not wrong at all. I know of families who are straight-up failing to teach their children beyond a 2nd-grade education. Like 16-year-old kids who don't know what the Capital of the US is, have never heard of Toronto, and could not perform a basic algebra problem. While it's true that there are many excellent homeschooling families whose instruction far exceeds that of any public school, the fact is that the American system of "school your kids however you want" does also yield a lot of severely stunted kids who get stuck playing "catch-up" for the rest of their lives. My wife was homeschooled, we might homeschool, I'm not averse to the practice per se, but it's a fact that there's a whole world of multi-generational homeschoolers who are not and will not rise above a 2nd or 3rd grade education level by their own volition. Should the state intervene in these cases? I dunno, the answer to the question is not as "easy" as many make it out to be. The idea of barely getting through 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' at the age of 16 should be appalling, and it IS happening in some American homeschooler families.
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@ouranometrian2 @opheliamuses "no commute time" means "not a communist?"
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@opheliamuses @Geoffiam What makes it possible is i work from home so no commute time and as they get older lessons need less hand holding and can be done during the workday. Husbands mom homeschooled him while working too
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Well.
ABC7 Eyewitness News@ABC7
Disturbing new details have emerged about the man accused of igniting a fire that authorities say ultimately set off the deadly Palisades firestorm. In a trial memorandum, prosecutors say 30-year-old Jonathan Rinderknecht was distraught over a relationship with a former co-worker and was fixated on Luigi Mangione, the man accused of killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson. spr.ly/6010BBkBVi
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@RepFine This is racist. America is literally immigration so you're saying no real americans can serve?
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Armenians should not serve in Congress.
Neither should Somalis.
Or Guatemalans.
Or — wait for it— Israelis.
If you are a citizen of a foreign country, you shouldn’t serve in ours.
We need to pass my bill to stop the invasion of dual citizens in Congress.
NOW.
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There are plenty of secular arguments against this, but people with this mindset believe their particular vantage point is such that they are certain who would have preferred to never live.
It's barbarism masquerading as empathy. The empath cries about it as they hurt you.
Ola 🧑🏿💻@Atomsmade
Birth isn’t a victory when this is the life that follows. Abortion saves lives from this kind of suffering. Children are not blessings, they are natural responsibilities that should be deliberately planned for.
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In highschool, I went to a Christian wrestling event. Hilariously, the new interviewed me asking if I thought this was confusing the message of Christ.
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@NHstopguy @TheLaurenChen You realize women cannot vote in most countries, it's not something to joke about because a lot of those countries are following Trump's lead when it comes to oppressing women
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@Geoffiam @TheLaurenChen this statement alone should have your right to vote removed
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Women release 1 egg a month.
Men produce 1,500 sperm cells every second.
Birth control pills are for women because of biology, not sexism.
Yves ౨ৎ@yvessirae
Birth control pills should be for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to make women wear bullet proof vests.
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So anyway my friend's mom was like, "I saw you on the news when that man hurt his neck"
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And I explained that wrestling's fake, nobody gets hurt, and people get an entertaining show and hear the gospel right as a dude fell off a ladder in the ring behind me and injured his neck.
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