Geoff: almost 5’6”

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Geoff: almost 5’6”

Geoff: almost 5’6”

@Geoffiam

Geoff the no-longer magnanimous. Formerly known as Geoff the Magnanimous.

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Geoff: almost 5’6”
Geoff: almost 5’6”@Geoffiam·
How much of "Drive" is historically accurate?
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Mason@webdevMason·
I read this article twice to try to understand how non-monogamy could possibly be a childcare hack, and afaict the answer is "if you let your husband have sex with other people, he'll have to let you have sex with other people, which means he'll agree to watch the kids sometimes"
Leah Libresco Sargeant@LeahLibresco

Begging people to remember you can have *friends* "For these moms, non-monogamy seems to offer more than just a way to reclaim their libido. Could it also be the secret to raising kids without completely resenting one’s husband?" thecut.com/article/non-mo…

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End Wokeness@EndWokeness·
Chicago train rider: "I'ma kiII whites. I got out 2 days ago. I finna kiIl for real."
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RIP DiceMan
RIP DiceMan@FistusGoodus·
@ChiRish5 @Geoffiam @EndWokeness If he was standing in front of me, brandishing two hammers while saying he wants to kill white people (like me), I would absolutely take that as an imminent threat of serious bodily injury or death. That is the justification necessary for using deadly force.
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In highschool, if you could change a CD (including re-casing the otherdisk) while driving a stick shift (not at a stop sign) it was called "big-dicking it."
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@schtheven I love it that there are people who have no impetus to be productive who just tell productive people no.
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Steven@schtheven·
I’ve been on hold with the irs for 2 hrs and 41 mins hbu
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palace 🏰
palace 🏰@palace4roses·
My friend is getting married and now I officially am like the only single girl I know. I’m running out of positive points in my brain. I’m losing complete speed and momentum.
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eurydice
eurydice@eurydicelives·
Big boobs are a necessity iff you want a Boob Man. You do not want a Boob Man.
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ish.exe@ishtwts·
I still think about this
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Alt-Taiga
Alt-Taiga@PantsuTaigas·
@Geoffiam @EndWokeness He also is possessing 2 deadly weapons with spoken intent to use them on public transportation. That’s more than enough to put him away for 20 years.
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post jawline@postjawline·
@Geoffiam She shouldn’t have posted this but like come on she was a dumb teenager. Does it make her a hypocrite? Sure but who among us isn’t
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post jawline
post jawline@postjawline·
I genuinely don’t care about this. It’s juvenile behavior. Why do we do this to ourselves? Grow up.
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