Stephen Harper

@TadhgHickey A nice dose of arse cancer as well to make a pair. ..

I'm hosting a fundraiser for the prostate cancer at the weekend.

@Sillyshib @AlertaMundoNews @2gsddogs Only slightly more cruel than rodeos and steeplechase. The whole charade is way out of date and needs to stop. I don't see the difference, other than crowd size, to trophy hunting and hunting with dogs. Society has to move on from taking enjoyment in cruelty to animals.

@AlertaMundoNews @2gsddogs Animal torturer get s his karma. This tradition is deeply weird and the ppl who watch it are psychopaths

🇪🇸🐂😨 El torero Andrés Roca Rey ha sido corneado de gravedad durante su actuación en la Plaza de Toros de la Maestranza, Sevilla, en una sobrecogedora cogida que ha dejado un parte médico de pronóstico muy grave: presenta una fuerte cornada con dos trayectorias de 20 y 15 centímetros. Además, se convierte en el segundo torero de la semana en sufrir una cogida de estas características.

@kennardmatt It's a foolish person who doesn't take someone like Mick seriously - love or hate him, he knows what he's on about.

This is total insanity

@ToryFibs Always a problem since everyone abandoned across the board pay rises in £ & pence rather than % ages. Forces inequality in pay rates. Eg if all PAYE workers got a £2k pay rise then this just wouldn't occur (largely). A doctor doesn't need 4 X the extra cash to live than a nurse

Pay increase for this year: • NHS Nurse: £1,024 • MPs: £4,695 MPs do not work 4 x times harder than nurses.

@MichaelRosenYes It's a story older than time. We learn but never execute the required solution...

When you study literature, you look for motive. Motive is a big deal. When you're a serious commentator looking at a plot - eg to install a seriously unsuitable person as US ambassador, you don't study motive. You deep dive into who should have said what to whom in a corridor.

@DrJessTaylor Agreed. We need a serious adult conversation about the whole situation. Brand aside, this is a much bigger issue. A well thought through law change is necessary. We are told it takes up to 25/26 to fully develop frontal lobe maturity and decision making. A good place to start?

Can we just take a second to really take this in? How on earth has it come to this? Where a man can performatively ‘admit’ to sex with a child on an international platform but then couch it as some form of reflection or responsible accountability exercise - whilst deliberately leaning on our terrible, useless, outdated sexual offences act and age of consent? This man was 30 years old, and at the height of his fame - when he made an active choice to have sex with a child. I would use much stronger language here but he’s deliberately leaning on our consent laws, that a 16 year old child can technically consent to sex - meaning that he could technically have ‘consensual sex’ with a school age child. His admission and his disgusting performative ‘progressive’ ‘reflection’ that he is ‘exploitative’ makes my effin skin crawl. If this is not a predator in full swing, I do not know what is. This man is admitting to sex with children and no one is going to do a thing about it. Absolutely atrocious. Our laws need urgently updating to ensure no adult can ever have technically consensual sex with a child. No adult should ever want that; and no child should ever be exposed to it. End.

Explaining why they want to ban cash

When a mosquito lands on your testicle, you realise violence isn't always the answer...

Quote of the day... If you steal from the poor, you become rich. If you steal from the wealthy, you go to prison...

You know what never seems to make the front pages of the UK media? Native born British white paedophile gangs. Like this one in Bolton. Just this week. Who saw this on the front page of Daily Mail ? Who saw this being discussed for seven hours by @GBNEWS ? Nobody.

@JesusSavesUs777 Really?

Other than Jesus, who from the Bible inspires you the most?

@MichaelRosenYes Ooh you are awful Michael ☺️

I'm disappointed that tweeters aren't rallying around and offering job opportunities to redundant members of the McSweeney crowd: MsSweeney himself, Mandelson...and others. Please help.

@JuliaHB1 Now look what you've done. Only found myself actually agreeing with you. First time for everything I suppose 😄

Small point, worth making, but there's actually no such thing as a saint. It's just made-up religious gobbledegook nonsense. You're welcome. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Which one of these people would you most like to be Prime Minister?🤔 Repost after voting please.

@BotFinderUK Nice one Frank. Fucking hilarious 😂

ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME 😡🇬🇧 been out since 6AM knocking doors in leek for REFORM SIX AM SIX because thats when REAL PEOPLE are awake (turns out they are NOT) first door bloke answers in his pants i say “morning sir have you considered voting reform to save the nation” he says “have you considered leaving” and shuts the door SECOND door woman opens, sees leaflet, just goes “racist” and shuts it i shout “ITS COMMON SENSE” through the letterbox but shes gone upstairs THIRD door lad filming me on his phone “say something about woke” i say “woke is ruining everything” he starts laughing like im on tiktok THIS is what we’re dealing with tried explaining about labour’s secret plan (you know the one, cant say too much but involves bins and france) and also asking QUESTIONS about Rupert Lowe no one wants TRUTH anymore one bloke sprayed me with a hose HOSE about to give up when i knock this one door old fella answers says hes a WW1 veteran (looked about 140 but fair play) invites me in next thing i know im sat with him AND an amazon delivery bloke who just wandered in mid-drop and somehow SOMEHOW we all start singing WE’LL MEET AGAIN full emotional me, a war hero and a bloke with a barcode scanner tears in my eyes thinking THIS IS BRITAIN song ends amazon bloke scans something and leaves i walk out feeling hopeful immediately get shouted “oi racist” from across the road BACK TO REALITY im about to pack it in when Gemma Collins appears out of nowhere just says “dont give up babes youve got this energy” ENERGY??? im exhausted and being bullied by the public but i soldier on more doors more shouting more rejection eventually police turn up apparently im a “public nuisance” PUBLIC NUISANCE??? im doing DEMOCRACY they say ive been shouting through letterboxes and refusing to leave i say thats PASSION next thing im in the back of a van BAILED later (theyre “monitoring me” which sounds dodgy) now im home, haemorrhoids FLARING from 8 hours of standing, cant even sit properly, just rotating like a kebab applying cream constantly THIS is what fighting for your country does AND THE WORST PART just found out THERES NOT EVEN AN ELECTION IN LEEK NOT EVEN ONE and apparently reform already runs the council anyway so WHAT have i been doing since 6AM STILL FUMING THOUGH 😡🇬🇧

Gentle reminder...

I'm at that stage of hoping trump does a shit on the steps of air force one on live TV than hear any more of this confected media furore over mandelson. A welcome distraction for a change 😄

@sciencegirl Quake, Doom, MDK....

Has anyone else forgotten that Farage approved of Mandleson too?

@TomLondon6 The 38 degrees petition is to get a reading in parliament to legislate and make lying as a parliamentarian a criminal act. First govt reply is to incorporate into second jobs and foreign financial payments into UK politics 👍

Hmm... The rule is that you cannot call someone a "liar" in the Commons BUT what if they ARE a liar? How does this rule strengthen democracy?