拉斐尔❦

Can't believe I fell for this trick 😂💔

put yourself in my crocs your honor

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

Nigga like me would’ve woke up mid-surgery to ask wyo this weekend

What fascinates me about academic writing is that, no matter your major, Zhang et al. has probably already thought of it and written a paper on it.

the opps (loan apps) are starting to penetrate my line of defense (truecaller)

even if i no chop make nothing sha do my earpiece and spotify

beating my girlfriend because walmart changed their layout and im scared and confused

nothing concern me with peer pressure. anything you see me do, na me wan do am.

“Rough sex, but not in the trashy, cheap way you see in porn. I mean the animalistic, all consuming kind, like two people unraveling each other with poetic brutality, somewhere between violence and worship.”

I hope it’s not too late when you finally catch on.

women exaggerate shit so much they probably just asked rosa parks to scoot over

as a man you will have 3 choices: - get married and have kids - chop wood in the forest - kill yourself

getting addicted to a video game is good actually cause it means you spend less time on social media

A song by Seyi vibez processing Vibes incorporation I repeat, processing.

What’s the science behind ur voice changing when u speak different languages

drinkers know when the liquor store closes. alcoholics know when it opens.

i’m the black mold of the family

no one talks about the difficulties in having a bedtime gap relationship

make all work end at 3 pm bruh im so serious

Just tasted something I cooked for my kids today, it’s so mid lord forgive me 😭😭😭