Mr Campari

No one prepares you for the fact that your viral tweet is not your best tweet

@gib_smoke I come dey fear for am…

that prayer make God no allow wetin i pray for kpai me, na waggy need am pass. since elon start to pay this boy, he just dey chop sugar dey go! 😭

@sheymanishere Guy them pass craze😂😂 I no fit believe the comments I dey read mehn😂

nigerians funny gan walai i just dey see “since you have his contact, why not text him directly and ask if he’s on government payroll” una dey actually crase?😭😭😭

If you’re anti Tinubu, kindly signify and make more friends here. Let’s gooo

@mobiiszn “I’m feeling villainous rn” my eyes no believe wetin e dey see that day😂😂

i just remember when that guy troll babe finish go her dm go beg am😂 #notarealtroll

awwn chess master showed where someone dm'ed him but didn't show where he sent 5 mins vn. what a nice chess move 😂

Nobody should drag Tunde again because he’s the special one. Let’s go continue with Obi cubana and cp.

It's too late o. You can't shame me for my maternal Igbo roots. I've always been loud about it. It's been one of the greatest privileges of my life to have the blood of the rising sun flow through my veins. Proudly Omo Iya Igbo. My name is still SALAKO and I am SOLID. 😌

I am also Yoruba. You can't take that one away from me. None of you happens to be the custodian of Yoruba purity. If you have a problem with it, channel it to my father who couldn't take his eyes off an Igbo Queen.

Smoking Scottish.

“Social media is truly a leveler” most of you don’t have sense irl😅.

@OlayideDaniel4 Give girl better doggy before you comot house…

@Gthingsahead ???

Canine oriented sex position in the morning is key to a blissful day.

@pxrcyishim It’s for paid ChatGPT sha.

whoever leaked that chatgpt update just fumbled a generational wealth.

@flygodT He was the first to make it out chiraq with music then😅

The nigga at the beginning of Love Sosa was dicc riding like crazy

@daddy_kross @TheAjibolaGrey Once you start complete the para, then go comport too😂😂

Major police hack: If you para for police and they para for you back, no fold oh. You fit mellow your voice small but no fold. If you go fold lasan, won ma fi e pa gaan. If to say this guy go fold as that officer say he go slap am, he for actually slap am.

with bias, you will always find the narrative you’re looking for

@MelvineTheGreat @RealXavier011 Thank God I’m not alone in this.

@RealXavier011 I get in the water and do exactly what he is doing, and I emerge to find I haven't moved more than 2 meters.

Nah this is crazy 😲

WHOSOEVER LAID A CURSE ON YOU NOT TO SETTLE OR PROSPER TODAY, IT RETURN BACK TO SENDER Let this Thursday move things to your favor 🤲 +++++++

@Mrbankstips @BeegTipsy $52k on ethereum

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this tweet, you will get before the 30th of June.