some guy named Kevin or whatever

This just in from the White House: Elon and Donald announce their first baby is due in September. Jesus approves.

@BaseballWRLD_ Hes a damn cheater who should have stayed in Texas?

What happened to Justin Verlander that warrants him being on this

@LordFreiza55 @DarthGuerrilla @REPLACEDGame @SpilFiasco I hope Santa brings you syphilis

@DarthGuerrilla @REPLACEDGame @SpilFiasco Sorry buddy but the target audience of this game is for whites not blacks I’m afraid.

This is it. The journey is a heartbeat away. The Official Release Date Reveal Trailer. #replacedgame youtube.com/watch?v=C3bbZ_…

@DyerbolicalDB Pulp fiction

Calling all movie buffs 👇👇👇👇

Dear @Charmin, "My kids cant hide their dingleberries from me" is not a relatable premise. Thats 100% a bear problem.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! I also remember why i quit using it! #MyXAnniversary

@tomsegura and @ChristinaP bullied me into getting my teeth fixed. For the record, I have never met them. Thanks guys.

@DyerbolicalDB Maid In Manhattan

Name this Oscar winning masterpiece

@Liam_J_McIntyre I came back to X to tell you how stoked I am about this. Couldn't have gone to a better dude. #getgood

That's it. That's the tweet.

@peteholmes I had no idea you encountered this in atlanta.

Maturity is realizing nobody gives a fuck about your mild to moderate plaque psoriasis

@roquet_kathlene @AshySlasheeDB Thats awesome.

@AshySlasheeDB Franky Evelon

Who's the most famous person you've ever met....

@AshySlasheeDB Kurt Vonnegut!

"I was just following orders" Bitch is you a waitress? Why are you following orders?

So glad mommy and daddy made up. This was a beautiful moment.

"So I says to the guy, I says, 'this is just soup. Soup for my family.' And I fuckin got away with it!" -No One In The History Of Never Ever

Turns out my stomach issues are due to being too metal. I have Holy Diverticulitis

How to get rich or die trying: 1. Die trying

@AshySlasheeDB Peaky blinders

Name Ama Sam Neill role that is not from Jurassic Park....

The only good dick taters are sweet potatoes