Big Yitz

This is why shadchanim don’t text me anymore.

Kalman "sent from my iPad" Rabinowitz

@endimem_music THWARTED!!

*YWN editor tossing in his sleep* *tossing intensifies, starts muttering* *suddenly he jumps up* RAICHIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@plaqueboymax Candace Bro-wens

new hair

Shir Hamaalos, duh.

@TheMossadIL Pretty sure Maxwell House is the only one with codes to the space laser.

This is the version of the Haggadah that contains the codes to the space laser. Every Jew has used it at least once.

@jewishmemequeen Can I not like it even though I never read or watched it?

Am I the only Jew who doesn’t like Harry Potter?

@FarroYossi I’ve booked and then showed up to the hotel to be told that my reservation was actually for the NEXT day. And this was at 1-2am.

Just got off the longest customer service call of my life. Booked a hotel through Expedia last week. Landed in Miami today, went to check in… and the front desk tells me they have no record of my reservation. I’m like, what?? Call Expedia. After 20 minutes on hold, I finally get someone. What follows: 2+ hours of being put on hold over and over… only to be told the hotel is sold out. How does that even happen? Thankfully, after 3 hours and 7 minutes, they finally rebooked me—but wow, what a frustrating experience. Has anyone else dealt with this? @Expedia, please do better.

@endimem_music 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the whole danger of black ice is that you can't see it

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@Chusidel That store is a vibe.

Spotted in Texas. I was under the impression that the only people who did this with their phones were Hasidic Women. 🤔

@ShutupLyle I think your daughter should become your son, cuz boys are better at naming decisions, and then he’ll have an easier time deciding if he wants to smoke or not.

My daughter is interested in getting into smoking cigarettes (for weight loss) does anybody have any recommendations for beginner cigarettes that won’t make her cough too much? She hasn’t been taking to the Marlboro Reds. She’s 11

@ZestyShesty @endimem_music Why am I only seeing this now 🤣

@endimem_music @DoviZagelbaum

Name one redhead that you'd be shocked if you found out they were abusive

Why doesn’t Ben Shapiro love me

Jerry from Pizza Time should be on the next meaningful people podcast.

Unless you come before like 2pm, when they’re “just opening”. Then it can be longer.

Glatt Bite: 45 people in line, takes 5-8 minutes to get your food

@gutgezugt @jewishmemequeen @Ostrovitskys has the best challah in the world.

Find me a store bought challa that doesn't give you a cramping stomach ache. Until then, I'll gladly devour your picture imperfect homemade challas. @jewishmemequeen

@DovieNeuburger @TheBelaaz The answer is: they don’t understand.

@TheBelaaz Do you not understand why this is such a problematic tweet?

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curious George and the coke with the yellow cap