Chan

LIVED MY BEST LIFE WITH THE BITCHES I LOVE

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

Y'all don't ignore people enough. That's why you stressed out.

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

Hot take But men love wicked womennnnnn Jesus Men absolutely love wicked women

Dating past your 30s is realizing attraction is easy … but alignment is rare.

Rihanna by Yxng Bane is one of the greatest songs of all time.

Y’all be miserable at work because you allow leadership to bully you, but you don’t bully them back. BULLY THEM! 😂 Management hates to see me coming.

Your only going to get one good picture a year out of me

i’ve mastered the art of selectively replying texts, another habit i learned from men.😂

when a girl ask me bout another bitch my brain start making ice dispenser noises

I even cancel plans with myself

Decentering men was easy…have you ever had to decenter food???

got paid yesterday. paid my bills and outstanding debts. broke again within an hour amazing! adulting is just amazing!

Arsenal just upset my sprit 😔

£4k for just council tax. I can't keep shouting and do nothing about it ☹️

This is me to ny core!😂😂😂😂😂😂

Rick, 52, dating Trish, 25 and doesn’t want to even buy her stuff loooool TRISH PLEASE LEAVE THIS MAN #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

Any location where I can stand up and dance, sit down and blow shisha, then tuck into some wings is in fact a place I will always enjoy 🤣 sorry