Lil_bigmac

debunking the fictional mess that blonde is, a thread:

just saw a tiktok about a lady who specifically goes to dinner, picks out men who she feels gives off provider energy, and then waits for them to pay for her bill. like she has a tutorial on how to do this and everything 😭😭😭

another great year for movie posters

that alone makes this lonely life worth living

fleabag's alternative ending

wait 😭😭😭

A Bottle of water can be .50 cents at a supermarket. $2 at the gym. $3 at the movies and $6 on a plane. Same water. Only thing that changed its value was the place..So the next time you feel your worth is nothing, maybe you’re at the wrong place💯

No, Piers 🙄 You want to interview me, because your career died in excruciating pain, and you need the ratings. But I won’t let you chase clout off me. Like I said, I no dey put food for my enemy mouth.

That isn't a smirk. It's called having lips.

but i knew you'd linger like a tattoo kiss, i knew you'd haunt all of my what-ifs, the smell of smoke would hang around this long, 'cause i knew everything when i was young

trust the timing of your life.

me after i put my dino nuggets in the air fryer

trust that it will

🧵: I discovered this woman, who I call Loab, in April. The AI reproduced her more easily than most celebrities. Her presence is persistent, and she haunts every image she touches. CW: Take a seat. This is a true horror story, and veers sharply macabre.

i have a deep fear

Again why End Game didn't become a smash hit ?

10 years from now…

me

Sometimes I feel bad about not reading 8 books a month like the people on booktok do but then they show the books and they’re called like “The Husband Plan” and “How to Get Married on the Beach”