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How it feels to have built a PC right before the great RAM crisis and console price hikes

You’re not allowed to use the phone while driving, BUT you're allowed to go through 10 menus to crank up the AC temp by 0.5°C.

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The climate influencers have arrived

Let's all remind what our goat did during Brazil 2024 quali 🙏

im not a ui designer, but this looks pretty cool i tried to make a "Marvel-Rivals" ish animation in #ROBLOX #RobloxDevs #RobloxDev #robloxstudio The hover idea is from weak legacy

The source code of Windows troubleshooting program has leaked

> be Adobe, 40-year-old PDF jockey > 2025, stock doing a perfect -33% swan dive > “We’ll pivot to AI” says exec on 7-figure retention bonus > can’t ship a model because legal says every pixel needs a 12-page EULA > Midjourney drops v7, makes our Firefly look like MS Paint with a hangover > OpenAI drops GPT-Image, Google drops nano-banana, both free > our response: “Please login with your Adobe ID, install Creative Cloud, update 47 GB, restart, then pay $53.99/month” > users collectively Alt-F4 into orbit > watch in horror as ChatGPT/Gemini reads any PDF you give it for free > enterprise cancels 10k seats overnight > try to counter with Sora killer video model > training cluster catches fire after someone uploads a 1998 clipart library > PR tweet: “We are re-imagining creativity” > quote-tweet ratio hits 1:9k, gif of dumpster bonfire tops replies > premiere pro is now just a bloated launcher for 15 different subscription prompts > 20-something with a phone and CapCut is making better edits > our flagship feature: “Generative fill but now 3% slower” > board meeting: “Let’s raise prices again” > stock drops another 8% during the Zoom call > our most innovative feature in 5 years is a "subscribe to annual plan" button that clicks itself

most positive developer

im quitting roblox studio what is this

The fact that a 2025 game looks no better than one released in 2016, despite average AAA game file sizes more than quadrupling, is proof that AAA gaming needs to crash.

it’s okay if ur hairline looks like our logo <3

Couple Bundle?! Ich bestell mir das und fetz das alleine weg was wollt ihr jz machen

ive seen enough

There is a large group of accounts on here whose only posts are recreated viral quote tweets they set up in group chats with each other in order to farm ad revenue