Bill Simenson

@bmarsalis The Supreme Court is broken.

Supreme Court Sides With Oil Companies in Louisiana Coastal Lawsuits nytimes.com/2026/04/17/us/…

@SVG__Collection Where and when was this filmed?

Thelonious Monk on stage is a mind creating its own rules as it goes.

@LongToffees @SVG__Collection Monk was hardly a mad scientist. He knew exactly what he was doing. His son, T.S. Monk, has hours of recordings of his father practicing and working out his ideas. Some were released on CD a number of years ago.

@SVG__Collection Mad Scientist 💯

@DecodingFoxNews More fun than a barrel of heretics!

Blasphemy is hilarious.

@atrupar Lead attorney.

Melania Trump senior adviser Marc Beckman: "This is a serious person and she's ready to create serious implications ... she has a team of lawyers ready to go ... she's not connected to the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein at all."

@atrupar The A Team preparing for their trip to Pakistan.

VARNEY: Do you think we can open the straits and get the flow of oil going within the next two months? HASSETT: Yes. Yes. Yes. We've got the A team going to Pakistan to negotiate with the Iranians.

@michaeldweiss Oil execs ask, "What are you guys thinking?" Do they believe anyone in the administration actually thinks?

American oil execs asking why they might have to pay tolls to Iran to bypass the Strait of Hormuz: "I thought we won the war." politico.com/news/2026/04/0…

@ProjectLincoln When was this taken?

@ProudSocialist I think some smiting from on high might be in order.

Hegseth compares pilot to Jesus: "Shot down on Good Friday, hidden in a cave all of Saturday & flown out of Iran on Easter Sunday. A Pilot reborn." Oh they’re pulling out all the stops to sell this “rescue” mission to the public—which is precisely why I don’t believe any of it.

@gtconway3d ETTTTS

"Pam Bondi actually had decent reputation. She was a real prosecutor and a real DA. I don't think she was a rocket scientist, but she was respected in her own way. And now she's basically going to be remembered forever as being the worst attorney general in history."

@Logically_JC @jimbo_2112 Well, John, it wasn’t. Unless we deal directly with the causes of this historic debacle we might as well fold our tents and call it a day.

It should have been all over when he said, “find 11,780 votes.”

@Martina Brain? You're giving him way too much credit.

Not an original thought in that man’s brain

@Acyn youtube.com/watch?v=JizuHg…

Hegseth: I witnessed lethality. I met a junior airman as the sun was going down and a chill was setting on the tarmac, who, when asked what they needed, she simply looked up at me with a sly smile on her face and said, more bombs, sir, and bigger bombs. We will happily oblige her.

@PeachyKeenBean7 @mariana057 You and me both. Ah, the folly of youth! I was surprised they were even still in business.

@BillSimenson @mariana057 Yikes. My stomach turned just seeing the label… I am not on speaking terms with Boone’s Farm! 🤮🤣

Which wine pairs best with finding out my in-laws are staying a day longer than I thought??

@1thcerag @mjfree Springsteen is not Jewish. Is it too much to ask that you check on that before posting?

@mjfree Two crazy old fucking jews….got it….go back to drinking and doing drugs shit for brains!

All Boss. No King.

@BohuslavskaKate Hey Paul - You'd be better off demanding that an emperor penguin learn to ride a bicycle.

PAUL BEGALA to Trump: Show some guts with Putin for once in your life! Trump attacked everybody — his own Vice President Mike Pence, the Pope, Oprah — but he never attacks Putin. For once, show some spine with our greatest enemy!

@atrupar Lead the way, Lindsey. C'mon, buddy, you can do it!

Lindsey Graham on Kharg Island: "We did Iwo Jima. We can do this."

@glenn_tunes Glenn - Kom hit og oppleve det selv istedenfor å sitte der og bare skrive om det. Vi er ikke dumme. Vi opplever det hver dag. Vi vet hva foregår her. Skam deg at du sier at vi undervurderer hva skjer.

FROM A NORWEGIAN POINT OF VIEW IT SEEMS LIKE AMERICANS ARE DRASTICALLY UNDERESTIMATING THE SEVERITY OF WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THEIR COUNTRY RIGHT NOW 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

@TheAtlantic @RadioFreeTom Jeez. No s**t, Sherlock.................

“Trump’s Plan A was to hit Iran hard, watch the theocrats flee, and then hand power to a government of his own choosing. Should such things not come to pass, Plan B was … well, apparently, there was no Plan B,” @RadioFreeTom argues. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/03/…