Bill Hefferon

@GLB_88 I’m do this with every pair of shorts. Such a mess

I put washing on with a tissue in a pocket. Then when it was dry on the line I managed to get it wet again with the hose. FML!

@Heccles94 Translates as “I keep losing the argument”

Funny how certain people only want equality when it suits the poor

World and his dog has also decided to go to B&Q

It's a miracle... All them injured Arsenal players back in training... x.com/StanSportFC/st…

@Samanth43010302 You ring an ambulance for a broken wrist, you’re part of the problem

9 hours later an ambulance arrives for my 87 year old dad , broke his wrist & fractured his arm in 4 places , 19.5 hours in a sit to rest room & they wanted to put an IV in b4 even examining him , no one spoke English , the NHS id screwed 🤬

@DrClownPhD I’ve got a Easter project for you! @GLB_88

"Excuse me... sir...sir... you're letting the heat out " 😹

@GLB_88 Been out all day today, first day it felt like summer, marvellous

Watering the garden makes we want these sunny hot days so muchhhh!

Boats = Votes #Starmerout

This is probably the best April Fools so far.

I’ve decided to return today! Will be in the big Tesco in Wigan at 12 signing Bibles

Get a life, it’s a game

One day your dating Taylor Swift, the biggest pop star on the planet and the next you get yer ma to have a pop at Brent Council to empty your bin. Life bruh.

@JoeNorrisGYTO Oh so it’s a mare!

@Bill_Hefferon Four with a bit of luck

Backed one horse and one horse only today! Want it?

@PeterMcCormack @Heccles94 @narindertweets The sad thing is, Harry will wake up in 25 years times and realised he wasted his life

@Heccles94 @narindertweets The irony of those who claim fascism are the ones who act most like fascists

Harry and @narindertweets fighting back against fascism ✊

@ccmembersonly Basil the great mouse detective

@lady_valor_07 This is literally a default for all weed smokers

Do you agree..?

@TateTheTalisman @clintoptions How much was his wedding again?

@clintoptions Wrong. The “no difference between you and bezos” comes at 100 mild 3 mil is way too poor. Happy to debate this.

I have a secret to share After your first $2–$3 million, a paid off home and a good car, there is no difference in quality of life between you and Jeff Bezos. Both of you have limited amount of time on earth; you have twice if not more than Jeff, so you are richer than him. A cheeseburger is a cheeseburger whether a billionaire eats or you do. Money is nothing but a piece of paper or a number in your app. Real life is outdoors. Become financially independent; that’s usually 2–3mil. Have good food. Enjoy the relations. Workout. Sleep well. Call your parents. That’s all there is to life. Greed has no end. Repeat after me: Time is the currency of life. Money is not. Sooner you figure this out, happier you will be.

Races like this look for the value, small field, box smart. You don’t need to be the first over the line to make £