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**Bill Hicks, born 16th December 1961. The aliens came and picked him up 26th February 1994. He continues to explore space, inner and outer.
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A tribute to one of the greatest stand-ups of all time: A preacher, a philosopher and a visionary. Tweeting quotes from Bill Hicks, lest we forget him.
Beyond the Sacred Cow Katılım Eylül 2010
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A million whiny MAGA bitches cried "no fair" when people said anything even vaguely disparaging about Charlie Kirk - even just quoting his own hateful words
But you're fine with this thin-skinned baby who proves how weak he is by saying snide things about people he doesn't like
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You know fundamentalist Christians believe the world is 12,000 years old! I asked this guy - c'mon man, dinosaur fossils - what's the deal?
He said "God put those here to test our faith"..... I think God put you here to test my faith, dude.
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Gays in the military? Here's how I feel about it: Anyone dumb enough to want to be in the military should be allowed in. End of fuckin story.
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William Melvin Hicks born 16th December 1961.
The aliens came for him 26th February 1994.
He continues to explore space, both inner and outer.
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@richburgauer @meladoodle Being dead means I don't get on social media as often as I should
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@bmay In fairness he was brilliant at catching Covid by shaking hands with people with Covid and he's really brilliant and having unprotected sex with multiple women.
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I will never believe this man was briefly Prime Minister. He was so so mediocre in every way.
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@meladoodle If I wasn't dead I'd probably have a terrible podcast by now
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They don't have guns in England but they have a very high crime rate - which tells you how fuckin' polite the English are.
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**People of the U.K. and Ireland: just seen @meladoodle's brilliant show at @LeicsComedyFest. Loved every minute. Very funny. Go see her on tour. @TripleCeePee
Melanie Bracewell@meladoodle
First night of the UK/Ireland tour tonight! If you'd like to come along and there's a fire emoji next to the city you want to come to I would recommend not dawdling.
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This Epstein files release includes pages and pages of complaints incriminating Trump. Here’s just one of the files: justice.gov/epstein/files/…
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1
BREAKING: Here's the full release: The Justice Department just released 3 million additional pages responsive to the Epstein Files Transparency Act. More than 2,000 videos and 180,000 images are included. justice.gov/opa/pr/departm…
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There is a third point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as…The Victims….but they remain strangely silent.
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I was in a cab in New York. Cab had a sign: "Please do not smoke - Christ is our unseen guest".
I figure if he can overcome being nailed to a cross I don't think a Marlboro Light is going to phase him that much.
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**One of my favourite stand up shows ever is now on YouTube.
The inimitable @destructo9000 presents The History Of Heavy Metal will full band accompaniment.
Go see them on tour doing The History Of Punk andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
youtu.be/pzmHmtSbfOk?si…
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There never was a war.
A war is where TWO armies are fighting.
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"The United States is an oil company with an army" ~ George Carlin
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**Iraq did it. US invaded. Took over the oil trading and restored it to dollars.
Libya threatened to do it. Guess what?
Now Venezuela - world's largest oil reserves - selling directly to China in Yuan.
It's about oil and $ not democracy and drugs.
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**The US economy relies on the informal agreement that oil is traded in US dollars so all countries that trade oil have to buy dollars. If the rest of the world stopped doing that the US economy would face a huge crunch.
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**I remember Bill Hicks called it The Gulf War Distraction.
Enjoy your Venezuela Distraction, folks.
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