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Bill Hicks

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A tribute to one of the greatest stand-ups of all time: A preacher, a philosopher and a visionary. Tweeting quotes from Bill Hicks, lest we forget him.

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**Bill Hicks, born 16th December 1961. The aliens came and picked him up 26th February 1994. He continues to explore space, inner and outer.
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A million whiny MAGA bitches cried "no fair" when people said anything even vaguely disparaging about Charlie Kirk - even just quoting his own hateful words But you're fine with this thin-skinned baby who proves how weak he is by saying snide things about people he doesn't like
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You know fundamentalist Christians believe the world is 12,000 years old! I asked this guy - c'mon man, dinosaur fossils - what's the deal? He said "God put those here to test our faith"..... I think God put you here to test my faith, dude.
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Gays in the military? Here's how I feel about it: Anyone dumb enough to want to be in the military should be allowed in. End of fuckin story.
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William Melvin Hicks born 16th December 1961. The aliens came for him 26th February 1994. He continues to explore space, both inner and outer.
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@bmay In fairness he was brilliant at catching Covid by shaking hands with people with Covid and he's really brilliant and having unprotected sex with multiple women.
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I will never believe this man was briefly Prime Minister. He was so so mediocre in every way.
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@meladoodle If I wasn't dead I'd probably have a terrible podcast by now
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They don't have guns in England but they have a very high crime rate - which tells you how fuckin' polite the English are.
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There is a third point of view on the gun control issue - those who I refer to as…The Victims….but they remain strangely silent.
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I was in a cab in New York. Cab had a sign: "Please do not smoke - Christ is our unseen guest". I figure if he can overcome being nailed to a cross I don't think a Marlboro Light is going to phase him that much.
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There never was a war. A war is where TWO armies are fighting.
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"The United States is an oil company with an army" ~ George Carlin
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**Iraq did it. US invaded. Took over the oil trading and restored it to dollars. Libya threatened to do it. Guess what? Now Venezuela - world's largest oil reserves - selling directly to China in Yuan. It's about oil and $ not democracy and drugs.
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**The US economy relies on the informal agreement that oil is traded in US dollars so all countries that trade oil have to buy dollars. If the rest of the world stopped doing that the US economy would face a huge crunch.
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**I remember Bill Hicks called it The Gulf War Distraction. Enjoy your Venezuela Distraction, folks.
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