Mike Huntsworth

Hi I’m Bill “Brands” Bezos, and I love cold ginger ale

Sat on my balls on a hot ass metal lawn chair

Gotta love sealing in that black mold!

@marlene4719 He looks VERY VERY SICK

Yep, he’s a self proclaimed strawberry blonde, 215lbs, 6’3” with an uncanny resemblance to Elvis Presley.

Did anyone else do this today?

Im going to bang my American flag so hard today #patriot 🇱🇷🇲🇾

@thegreatgig8 @RossBarkan Thats the joke

@RossBarkan Times Square is NOT AOC's district. It's Nadler's. 🙄

Times Square, in the heart of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's district

@aviva1964 @RossBarkan Kindly dislodge the pole thats so far up your tailpipe that it can see day light. Do better.

@ZOrtiz99 “mY hEriTaGe 🥴” and then the redneck chugging diet coke at a cracker barrel parking lot

What's your thoughts when you see this flag?

@atensnut You just ignited cancel culture. How DARE you!

Used to like Jack Black. Never again. He’s now just another POS loudmouth scumbag. Adios, Jack.

@MTGrepp Fuck that smoothed brained reptilian.

Would you support Alex Jones being able to keep his businesses so his family can SURVIVE ? YES or NO ?

I made a poop. I hope @elonmusk sees this

@MattWallace888 Get help

@RobotPolisher Alex Jones defamed families of slain kids and touted some bullshit conspiracies in order to make money. We dont need to know the shooters name. Stop gaslighting and go see some sun light

The fact you associate the words “Sandy Hook” with “Alex Jones” and don’t even remember what this kid’s name is is the result of highly sophisticated and multi faceted psychological operations. What do you know ab Sandy Hook that you didn’t hear directly from the enemy-of-the-people mainstream media that you likely actually trusted back then? 🤔

@AMAZlNGNATURE Thats a chinchilla!

Rats in New York City are built different😳

@MTGrepp So is Donald

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Downed a whole bottle of BlueChew and ended up screwing myself over 🥴

@NatesNotFunny Sounds like you’re making this up

H.R 8081 aims to remove Secret Service protection from convicted felons. It mentions Trump by name. They want to send him to Rikers Island without security protection where his life will be in danger. You don’t hate the government enough. You think you do, but you truly don’t.

@VoteBidenOut @JillianMichaels Did you get dropped on your soft head as a kid repeatedly?

How is Trump going to jail, but Faucci isn’t? Someone please make this make sense.

@fakesportsbot @ThreeTwoEephus You know exactly what they are doin’

@ThreeTwoEephus This ain’t it. They’ve been using this slogan for at least 3 years. Their official podcast is titled Straight Up Texas.

The Texas Rangers — the only MLB team without a Pride Night — have changed their website banner. Here are screenshots from May 29 vs. today. “Run it Back” has given way to “Straight Up Texas” At best, it’s really unfortunate timing. At worst, it feels antagonistic.

@CollinRugg 🎉

NEW: Donald Trump has amassed over 1.1 million followers on TikTok in just 10 hours after he announced at UFC 302 that he was joining the app. For comparison, the Biden campaign has been on the app for months and only has 335k followers. Trump’s first post received a whopping 23 million views and 1.2 million likes in the 10 hour period after he joined. For comparison, BidenHQ has been working tirelessly, uploading 212 videos but only amassing 4.5 million likes.