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@anon_opin 'Catalogue Men' my late wife called them. Whenever anyone said to her 'I wouldn't have put you with him' (She was gorgeous btw) she'd ask 'Who would you put me with then?'. I knew she'd only had CM's before me but I knew I had much more to offer.

As a woman I've dated many handsome, gym toned men. All of them were vain & arrogant. Advice to all women. Find an average looking man who is kind & funny who appreciates you. You can always dress them better & encourage them to hit the gym.

There are a few I'll miss here, but sadly not many, however I'm depressed and frustrated and angry and sad and I need to leave this place for my health. I may be back in December.

@ReelHammerz I've said all season ⚒️ will stay up and I stick to that, but I also don't believe Spurs will go down. Tottenham beating Forest might be our best chance of getting out of the bottom three. Live with it.

Spurs play Liverpool and we play City next I expect neither of us get a point Then we play Villa and they play Forest which I can’t see them winning I think that is the day we catch Spurs and start their downfall to relegation

@BWallArthur In the second decade of the 21st Century, dull is as bad as you can get seemingly. How much room did Johnson get? Or Farage now? Ridiculous, isn't it?

I can't get why he's so disliked, I get he's pretty dull. But I can't think of a single person who would be doing a better job for Britain today with all the shit that's going on in the world. Starmer has been walking a tightrope since Trump defending our interests, all of them

@EhisOjeks Eh? You're asking this? 🙄😳

I’ve always wanted to ask, why do we say “caps” when talking about country appearances??

@WestHam_Central Win it.

How do you approach WHU vs Brentford tomorrow if you're Nuno?

@Crypto_Atheist_ @TouchlineX No, Nigel wanted a photo of a man not fit to lace his dad's boots.

For Mansfield, getting that close to greatness was probably a career defining moment. You can’t blame them for wanting to preserve the memory of sharing the pitch with a proper football institution. For Arteta, it’s just another Tuesday signing autographs, taking photos, and reminding the lower leagues what class looks like.

After the game between Mansfield Town and Arsenal, Mansfield’s owner and manager asked Mikel Arteta for a photo. More than a sport. ❤️

@Amelia558rs It's a pouffe. An Otterman is long chest with a lid that you use to store blankets or sheets.

We called it an ottoman, but my nana called it a hassock.

@WestHam_Central 15 Which is another reason we need to win another six.

How many points for Spurs?

@WelBeast Bow Locks. Sky would have been a futuristic fantasy when I first went to football. It was the 'Big Five' then and ManU were always in it.

The big six was manufactured in the Skysports studios by Manchester United legends to accommodate Manchester United when they were finishing outside the top 4 after Sir Alex Ferguson left. It’s always been the Top 4.

@Okindo11 You will though.

Spurs died the day they faced Manchester City and an entire Tottenham stadium of 65,000 people wanted their own team to lose. There’s no coming back from that. That moment cost them the Champions League, arguably hurt Arsenal in the Premier League race, and it’s been downhill ever since. At some point we even stopped laughing at them, it's just sad now. As Arsenal fans, we shouldn’t even think about dropping points to West Ham United for revenge. Put five past them and let Spurs deal with their own problems.

@TheSanddancer @HiraethPolitics @Jenny_1884 I was in Seville two weeks ago. Coffee, hot water for refill, excellent cake, glass of water, served. 3 euros. Even a top notch steak meal with large wine was 18 euros. Paella with wine 14. It's Brexit and 14 years of screwed economy. Only a fool says differently.

@HiraethPolitics @Jenny_1884 I guess Canada and the US had Brexit too then, as they have exactly the same issues regarding eating out.

Does anyone else feel that it’s not enjoyable eating out nowadays as it’s become so expensive? I visited a cafe yesterday they wanted £6.50 for a bacon roll, £5.95 for a toasted sandwich which is just 2 slices of bread with a bit of filling toasted. I waited until I got home.

@Lynn06783085 @Jenny_1884 Nothing to do with 'this Govt'. This has been going on since Brexit and 14 years of Tories screwing things up.

It’s not the fault of the business, that bacon roll or toasted sandwich has to be cooked, energy costs, made by a person, wages cost, rent for the building, cost of keeping it maintained to meet health and safety requirements, cost of cleaning materials and wages and the cost of the person who brings you your food. All these costs have increased exponentially by this government. Businesses are in a catch 22 position, raise prices or go broke, but raising prices will mean fewer customers, so they still risk going under. This government is killing businesses and jobs whilst they boast about raising the minimum wage and workers rights🤦🏼‍♀️the government is a disaster, student politics at best, no understanding of real life.

@ReelHammerz 8th

What position would we be in if we never hired Potter or signed Kilman

@WillieHandler They put you to sleep? You'll be lucky!

So, let me get this straight. A colonoscopy involves drinking disgusting "stuff" to make you sit on the toilet all day emitting disgusting "stuff". Then you show up at the hospital where doctors put you to sleep so they can fish a camera up your butt hole. Then they tell you to come back again in 5 years to do it all over again. Did I miss anything?

@ReelHammerz Never mind 'retarded or blind', if that's a penalty then a review of the handball laws are more overdue than any of us thought.

100% percent a penalty and if you don’t think so, you’re either retarded or blind

@Jackcoyi Potter is the reason we're in this situation.

Wouldn’t be in this position if we hadn’t insisted on playing the worst goalkeeper in the division for 80% of the season but a great result

@WestHam_Central Winning?

Nuno what the fu*k are you doing

@mrmikeMTL True, of course

True or False: You’ve been a fan of your favorite team for over 40 years.

@WestHam_Central Manchester City. Deducted 50 points the day after they clinch the title. You heard it here first.

Morning Leeds United – 31 Tottenham Hotspur – 29 Nottingham Forest – 27 West Ham – 25 Who's going down?