Billy O Teapot

@SueOC_NBCBoston Lick'em Low Susan. Eat'n pizza.

I am pleased to announce a historic agreement — the best agreement, frankly — between the IRS and me, my family, and my many beautiful companies. We are now permanently immune from audits on the returns already in the pile. Past returns. Current returns. Returns we spent years promising you could see once the audit was over. The IRS will be, and I'm reading the official language here, "forever barred and precluded." I love that word. Forever. Very strong word. Underused. Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, but you promised to release your taxes once the audit was finished. And that's true. I did say that. Many times. With tremendous conviction. But here's the beautiful part — there is no audit now. There can never be an audit. The excuse has been permanently retired, like a jersey. So technically I kept my promise, and also you are still never going to see them. Win-win. Mostly win. I've also secured a fund. $1.776 billion. I picked the number myself — very patriotic, very 1776, people are saying it may be the most patriotic number we have. The fund protects Americans from "weaponization," which is my word for the legal system. Specifically it helps good people who got a little spirited near a federal building on a cold day in January and were then treated very unfairly by being convicted of crimes. Congress did not authorize any of this. Congress controls the purse. But when you’re me, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab it by the purse. So I did! **This is satire. Or is it?**

@Graciesmommy101 @Lawferio @reblavoie I feel sorry for Gracie. "Everyone else is doin' it" is no excuse...especially for a professional. Name one othe actual lawyer who does this from the gutter day after day?

This is socket head simp @reblavoie who doesn’t understand sarcasm and satire. Because she is so starched up and uptight even her shadow looks stressed. You could put a lump of coal up her ass and in an hour have a diamond. She has the personality of mandatory HR training video.

Sad really. I remember when there was over 1000 people watching her Spaces before she turned on everyone who liked her. Almost an hour in, and between two different platforms 213 viewers total.

@Lawferio @BrotherCounsel Nana with the hate bait. Martin to too smart to dive into the gutter with ya.

Following your logic, and since you have opened the door by providing this glimpse into your morality, what is your opinion about people who publicly disparage women’s bodies, broadcast that cancer should win in a battle of life and death over someone who chose to speak up to them, record conversations in violation of state law, and publicly support accused pedophiles without having met either the alleged pedophile or the alleged victim? Do you condone such behaviors? Do you denounce them? I’m researching for an article.

As I said on my show today, it's both nonsensical and immature to assume that supporting someone's constitutional rights means I agree with everything they say or do.

@TheScreaminEag That was pre-game. Leahy actually watched the 7-27 beat down and the following losses to close out the rest of the season...and made the correct decision. Without patsies like Holy Cross and UMass on the schedule, it was yet another .500 team.

Father Leahy saw this and said let’s invest in the Lynch School instead

@Nickyhaircuts @DoctorTurtleboy @karly_beech

@DoctorTurtleboy @karly_beech Yet she still talks to me…… I bet you wish you could say the same.😘

It’s weird how he tells them what to think… and they agree with him without question. 😵‍💫

@BCFootball Twice as many losses as Draft picks. Who does it better than BC?

For the first time since 2019, 4 Eagles were drafted #NFL #NFLDraft

@Conteinhabitant Better for Msnkaka than sitting out the season.

Wtf

@MamaLama43 @FBIBoston @MassStatePolice @adamdeitch Llamas make great storytellers. Never trust a llama.

The witnesses in the Karen Read trial aren’t just afraid—they spend every day worrying that their children are at risk and what these unhinged lunatics will do to them. Where are you @FBIBoston @MassStatePolice and How could you let this happen @adamdeitch ?

@kstone06 @BCEagleAction

Yet another coaching search update for BC MBB: Luke Murray was in fact offered a deal by BC. I do not know if Larranaga was. Feels like it’s now Murray’s job if he wants it. We could all just be waiting on the UConn season to wrap up at this point. @BCEagleAction

@kstone06 @BCFootball 8 NFL guys at 250 lbs each must be the "ton" you expect?

Chestnut Hill will be buzzing Monday with local media, national media & a ton of NFL scouts, as well as a certain local head coach. There's a few Eagles who would be nice fits in Foxborough too. Everything you need to know ahead of @BCFootball Pro Day: nefootballjournal.com/pro-day-previe… @newftbj

@JoshPateCFB @KirkHerbstreit. Who else takes their dog and their private jet to "work?"

The best job in College Football is ____

@ScottKirch27 Stick to your stupid 5 second muppet clips. It's a better match with your IQ.

@graham_dietz I have a bridge to sell you if you believe these guys were injured. The miracle recovery for ND (game 4) then the immediate reinjury afterward is better explained by intentionally skipping an "earn-it" year to preserve another "full revenue sharing" year. 💰 over team.

Worth mentioning that both WR Jaedn Skeete and DB Syair Torrence are both back for the 2026 season but are not yet full participants. O'Brien on Skeete: "He's coming back from a shoulder deal, yeah. So he's not out there a lot right now, but he'll be back in the summer."

@Conteinhabitant You won't be writing that missive. He as close to Pavia as he is to Chambliss. Teapot will explode sooner rather than later with him once the heat is on.

@BillyOhTeapot If he is half the player Diego Pavia is I will issue a 100 page apology to bill O’Brien

He will absolutely blow and not make it through the season please hold me to this

@AJBlack247 "Commit" has a different definition @bcfootball.

Boston College commit visits Rutgers.

@LuciusMitzi @Nickyhaircuts Nothing to do with turtles. Everything to do with credibility. How much do you think a stream with Karen and Melanie Little would raise? Karen, not her hairdresser. Bring in a stream of experts, one at a time (no cleeleading sessions) AJ, Yanetti, Alessi, the interns....

@BillyOhTeapot @Nickyhaircuts

People will hate what you do no matter what. Not because it’s wrong. Because it didn’t give them what they wanted. That’s it. That’s the whole game.