Bill Bedford.

What could possibly go wrong?

Who needs a GPU?

@elonmusk Planning another side quest to D.C.? You were so effective the last time.

People don’t get it

@glenn_tunes Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

As a Norwegian i have realized that the most brainwashed group in the world is the American people 🤔🤷

Scary: Shedeur Sanders throws an absolute DART to rookie WR Luke Floriea at training camp 🎯 The rest of the league is in trouble...

Who wants this?

Mister Rogers would be so disappointed

Some of you have started to figure out the emperor was naked all along.

Nero sure is playing his fiddle

@elonmusk @grok What have you been feeding it?

Download the new @Grok 4 app and try out the world’s smartest artificial intelligence!

@HBO @StreamOnMax You can pay me with a solitary corn chip and I can promise you I will do less damage to your brand than these people you are paying millions. We spent six months on this and best we can do is a new name. What is the ROI a brand in crisis?

Pam Bondi Confirms The Winds of Winter was also Sitting On Her Desk Waiting To Be Reviewed

@NVIDIAGeForce #GeForceSummer

To celebrate #SummerGameFest... We have a GeForce RTX 5090 up for grabs 👀 Want it? Comment #GeForceSummer to enter

🎯

@GusGoodTimesDel That's clearly a Wendy's

Just sayin...

@alifarhat79 He has been known to be premature

The guy that crashed the stock market in 2 days is calling me “Too late”. Ok “Too fast” lmao

Is Marjorie Taylor Greene functionally illiterate or plain evil?

@JessicaTarlov The one bright spot of him being in this job is that he is going to be absolutely miserable the entire time he has it

But I thought Trump could end it within 24 hours?

@ianmiles When you stand for nothing you will eventually become nothing

Candace Owens has completely lost the plot, calls out Matt Walsh for thinking space is real. She says that space is completely fake and that humans have never been to space, and that NASA was invented to promote the “Antichrist belief” in science over faith. “You must come to terms with the fact that NASA and space missions have always been this fake and gay and you need do learn the history of NASA and the Apollo program which were occult and satanic.” Thoughts?

🔥🔥

@FBIDirectorKash Let's get a cost breakdown here

FBI leadership just received an update on our immigration efforts since January 20, 2025. As of this morning: Over 6,000 subjects detained and arrested 310 Tren de Aragua members 136 MS-13 members We have so much more to do. But thanks to the leadership of this administration and @AGPamBondi, your hard working FBI teams, and our regional law enforcement partners, we’re making America safer every single day.