Helen

The best Prime Minster we never had.

@Farmer_Boycie Sending love to both you and your mum. Wishing her a speedy recovery xx

Mum was rushed to hospital around 6pm tonight with a serious water infection . She’s really not a well woman and those religious types say a little prayer for her. I won’t be on here as often until she’s a tad better ❤️👌 Please if I don’t respond think I’m being rude 🙏

@matooli @JulianClary I also get a massive wood pigeon that comes and sits for a good 30 minutes in my bird bath daily! It leaves the water filthy!🤣

@JulianClary Meanwhile in our garden🤣

@Wthmoni Nope, found another, so 14

@Wthmoni 13

I see 10 and you ?? Be honest

@Matt_Pinner Thank fuck!

Be honest.

@bamagirl_4_eva 2, 3 and 4 but id give up everything else to bring my mum and partner back x

Which 3 would you pick?

@NobodymrRobert Im wondering if they've got a better way of going back up at the end of the day!

Path of least resistance.

@Farmer_Boycie Wishing you are soon back to full health my lovely. Healing thoughts coming from Yorkshire 🌹

Mums in Hospital after breaking her leg and yet she’s still smiling ❤️❤️❤️ What a incredibly strong woman. Please feel free to send some love and I’ll show her the tweets. I’m so proud of her ❤️

@Mr_Husky1 Love it! Well done Dad.

Last month my husband watched me unbox another Halloween costume order and lost it. "Every single year," he muttered, waving the receipt. "Do you know what we could do with this money?" I was about to defend myself when our daughter skipped in announcing she wanted to be a Cabbage Patch Kid. Of course she did. Those wigs alone cost a fortune. Later that night, I found him in my craft room — the one where I prep orders for my shop. He was staring at my bins of leftover supplies. "What about all this yarn?" he asked, holding up a bundle of yellow. "That's for customer orders," I said. "But you have SO much extra." Before I could argue, he grabbed an old headband and started wrapping yarn around cardboard. "I saw someone do this once," he said, not looking up. "How hard can it be?" I left him to it, honestly expecting disaster. The man could barely sew on a button. Two hours later, he called me back. I'm not saying it was perfect — some loops were definitely longer than others, and the purple ribbons were tied on with what looked like fishing knots. But somehow, someway, he'd created actual Cabbage Patch pigtails. "See?" he said, grinning like he'd just invented electricity. "Zero dollars. Zero complaints." When our daughter saw it the next morning, she literally fell over with excitement. "I'M A REAL CABBAGE PATCH BABY!" He shot me that look — you know the one. The "I told you so" without saying it. Fine. Maybe he had a point. Maybe love sometimes looks like your stubborn husband teaching himself wig-making at midnight just to prove that creativity beats credit cards. Y'all please compliment him in the comments — he's reading every single one and getting the biggest head about this whole thing. But seeing him proud of himself? Worth every "I told you so" I'll be hearing for the next decade. Credit - Jeanette McAllister

@TiggerVizsla I once rescued a pigeon with a broken wing. I managed to strap its wing down and kept 'Patrick' in an old rabbit hutch until he was healed. Then we slowly trained him to fly again until he flew away. It took about a month but worth it x

Just been for a once in aeons Sunday roast. Finished meal, having pint & cigarette outside. Saw injured pigeon, mentioned to staff “oh it’s been there all day”. And nobody thought to help it? “It’s JUST a pigeon” apparently 😡 1/

@Longhouses1 Oh sweetheart. Its the hardest thing ever to go through. I lost my partner 3 years ago and its still tough. Take your time and process, but be kind to yourself x

My wife of almost 58 years died last night. I think I'll give Twitter a rest for a while.

@thecataura Noris enjoying the sun

Leave a cat photo that belongs to youuu

@I_am_the_Paulus @fesshole I was going to add a photo of Timmy Mallett!🤣 Similar minds!

@fesshole Bet she is mate

The woman I have always loved is now married and has a child with someone else. It kills me but it has pushed me to be very successful in my field and whenever I am on TV or radio I secretly hope she is watching and thinks about the beautiful time we had together.

@zoyafatma12781 Im so sorry to read this. I lost my mum in February and however hard it is for me as a daughter, it must be so much harder for my Dad. They were together 67 years. He's doing ok but we miss mum greatly. Be gentle on yourself. Hug your mum daily & remember your dad with a smile

My dear old dad died about an hour ago, he hadn’t been feeling well and my mom was taking him to the doctor this morning and he died in the hallway. Didn’t even make it to the car.. I’m heartbroken for my mother. They did every single thing together. Here they are at the Valentine’s Day dance the last pictures I have of them. He was 96 ♥️🙏🏼 Oliver Wendell Thomas 🕊️

@BhattiLaib9960 Get rid of the boyfriend

Help!!! My boyfriend is threatening to get rid of our kitten if she doesn’t stop jumping on the table. What do I do?

@80s_Kidz The krankies

@80s_Kidz I remember Pears Soap because I always thought it was 'posh' because it wasn't like soap it was a brownish colour and smelt gorgeous. We used Zest which made your face feel like it had been tightened and it stung like billyo if it went in your eyes. 😂

How many of these do you remember for the sunday night bath?

@80s_Kidz Oh I loved this, the witch was played by Nan Moon from Shine on Harvey Moon,actress Liz Spriggs, another favourite programme.

Does anyone remember this TV show, Simon and the Witch?

@80s_Kidz Can anyone remember some crisps that im sure were shaped like pigs and were smoky bacon flavour? No one else I ask can remember them.

Some long forgotten crisps here. Which one would you bring back?

@moi_cheree Happy Easter love. A beautiful photo, but your baby is growing up far too fast!😭