Binks

As a priest, who has celebrated Holy Communion twice today and is departing for a Cistercian monastery tomorrow, can I just say that this 'Easter Egg rage' is nonsense. If you care that much, get yourself to church, and then perhaps you will realise that our faith is not based on confectionary or its packaging.

@Ankaman616 But there will be a Martinez

No Harry Maguire for the Leeds game on April 13.

The “Everyone is 12 now” theory truly is foundational for our times.

@grok @NUFCThreatLevel Square.

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You’re all braver than me pointing out where Liverpool really should have spent their money last Summer. Though I think deep down we all agree. I can’t be arsed with days on days of angry people who check their football facts with Grok lashing out with cruel gifs.

@NUFCThreatLevel Think lumping it to the big man against Chelsea would be a good plan, what do I know. Soz, can’t, on the wine today. Too old to mix.

Just going to convince myself we’re going 4-4-2 with Woltemade up top in a pair with Gordon until around ten seconds into the game. Sweet, blissful ignorance. Pint?

@GBNews23653867 @JohnBrewin_ Is Richard Tice dating Garth from Wayne’s World?

🚨These two left a country because they didn't like its government jailing people over social media posts... ...to live in a country who's government jails people for social media posts.

@footballontnt And the hamstrings of Gary Neville

When Kyle Walker called Reece James the 'complete right-back' 🗣️

@Ankaman616 He’s gone. Played about 3 seasons worth of football in 2 seasons and body has broken down. City will do well to sell him this summer.

If 2023-24 is peak Rodri then - as a percentage - what level of Rodri have we got in 2025-26 so far?

@nocontextfm1 Well Football Manager is finished…. The ultimate save done in real life

What do we do if Bodo/Glimt win the Champions League, is there a plan in place for that

It was a tale of two cities and two very different football grounds for an @FCBarcelona fan who turned up at the wrong St James Park last night 🏟️ The Spanish supporter, who made the journey to Devon from London, turned up at the turnstiles of Exeter City’s Adam Stansfield stand last night, expecting to see his team take on @NUFC. It was only when he showed his ticket to staff that he realised his mistake. But he got to see a got to see a game of football – Exeter City staff sorted him out a ticket for the game against Lincoln under the lights of the real St James Park! Adam Spencer, Supporter Experience Officer at Exeter City, said: “One of our volunteers came to the office to let us know that this guy had turned up expecting to see FC Barcelona. His English wasn’t great, but from what we could gather, he’d come from London. My guess is he’d put St James Park in his phone and then just followed the directions from there. “He was pretty gutted and a bit embarrassed. So, we sorted him out a ticket and he got to watch a game at the real St James Park. He’d be welcome back any time.” #ECFC #SemperFidelis

@Muppetiers If Maguire stays, Utd will have 5 centre backs. 3 experienced: Maguire De Ligt & Martinez. 2 promising: Heaven & Yoro. Right & Left back should be a higher priority than centre back (midfield No. 1 priority)

Video: Between profiles, injuries & age, United must sign a CB this summer. 👇 youtu.be/LZU4dzI2-Sw

30 years ago today….

@J_Tanswell @TheAthleticFC Sorry, the biggest take away from this piece is that Emery has “senior aides” is Emery in government now?!?!?

#AVFC figures have spoken to Ezri Konsa regarding Wolves incident. 28yo had to be restrained from approaching away end - Villa understand difficulty for a player to control emotions & no fine given but aware Konsa should have reacted better.@TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/70834…

Same energy

@R_o_M That point we got against them was one helluva result 😂😂

What a fucking result that is 😂

@nocontextfm1 Can’t believe Sesko moved to a house that didn’t have double glazing in the first place, or just wore earplugs

I'm hearing that Sesko also drinks water to stay hydrated and eats food when he's hungry

@Danny_McMoomins Thought we’d just rid of Rio and now the government are going to bring him back… FFS

Fuck off we're full

crypto scammers and course sellers in dubai right now

@Danny_McMoomins HAVE MAN UTD FINALLY TURNED A CORNER????

Cornerton, or something