chimp

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

@Bonkfuneco 👀

Introducing balanced mode 4x better compounding liquidity for traders and instead of rewarding deployers for participating we reward them for bonds and quality deploys.

BONKfun is back and here’s what happened 👇 On March 11, the BONKfun website was hijacked by a malicious actor via a social engineering targeting our domain service provider. This resulted in the domain being transferred to an external registrar. The domain service provider has accepted responsibility for transfer, and we have confirmed this incident was not the result of any compromise of BONK or BONKfun internal systems, codebase, or team accounts. Upon identifying the breach, we immediately took action to: 1) Disable the site 2) Coordinate with wallet providers to flag the domain as malicious 3) Contain further user impact We’d like to thank @phantom, @solflare, @MetaMask, @_SEAL_Org and all other security partners that helped spread the word quickly. We estimate the total customer losses at $30,000 and we will be reimbursing affected users at 110% of losses to account for opportunity cost. As a result of this social engineering on the domain service provider, the BONKfun domain was transferred to an external registrar, and that transfer greatly inhibited our ability to move quickly with relaunching the site in a secure manner. The domain and domain registration were fully transferred back around 5:00 pm Eastern time on 3/18. Full functionality with major wallet providers was restored late on 3/19, which has now enabled us to safely and securely relaunch the site. The main BONKfun domain is still experiencing flags from several antivirus software providers, we are working to remove these flags as soon as possible. For users experiencing issues with BONK.fun due to anti-virus software, letsBONK.fun is also live now and contains the same functionality as the main site.

@poordart @zk_samm @MenchOsint @bonzerbarry @AryJeay If you're on tg then t.me/Alibk3 t.me/tabzlive t.me/warmonitors t.me/FotrosResistan…

@zk_samm There is so much unrelated slop and AI slop and old videos virtually everywhere The 3 by far most reliable sources who do a lot of checking before posting: @MenchOsint @bonzerbarry @AryJeay

Soon shahed drones will be able to fly freely over Israel

@SBF_FTX he’s not going to pardon you lil bro

The costs of striking Iran are real. But so is the nuclear threat. Iran entered 2026 with enough uranium for 10 nuclear bombs. Before the June strikes, it was days away from enriching enough for 1 bomb—a level far beyond plausible civilian needs. Operation Epic Fury is working. We are systematically dismantling Iran’s war machine: missiles, drones, air defenses, navy, nuclear sites, defense industry, proxy networks, central command. In under 3 weeks, the supreme leader is dead, his successor wounded, and Iranian ballistic missile and drone launches are down 90%+. Iran is losing capacity faster than it can create chaos. "War is never clean. But the strategy—the actual strategy, measured in degraded capabilities rather than cable news cycles—is working." Excellent article. aljazeera.com/opinions/2026/…

@lamaxbt is this literally same underlying principle that makes cc agents this powerful ?

Strait of hormuz right now

@koreanjewcrypto @OracleHershiser ngl this fucking hurts bro :( rip hersh 💔

Got the really bad news that our brother @OracleHershiser passed over the weekend. He was one of the good ones gone too soon 😔 Rip king 🙏

Update on the BONKfun domain compromise: - We've identified the attack vector and are actively working to regain control of the domain - This was a web2/front-end attack — Solana smart contracts and tokens are NOT affected - If you connected to BONKfun BEFORE the breach, you are safe - If you trade bonkfun tokens via terminals, you are safe ONLY users who signed a fake Terms of Service prompt on the site during the breach window may be affected. Users should remove approvals from connected apps in wallet. We'll post a full update as soon as the site is secured. Thank you for your patience.

Sold Bitcoin at the bottom Rotated into Dubai real estate at the top Panic bought Oil at 117 as a hedge

@CryptoCharles__ big W you love to see it congrats g

Got engaged Watched sunrise over the Colorado Logged off and won forever

Emirates updating flight announcements every 30 minutes

crypto scammers and course sellers in dubai right now

@CryptoParadyme chimp always early

At least we have memes.

@DonAlt definition of 'built different’ you’ve earned every bit of that success bro

>dad died when I was 12 yo >mom had to raise me and my brothers alone >grew up poor >did decent in school >went to university >got cancer >recovered >started trading instead of finishing university >decent at it >not poor anymore >met wife >two beautiful children >no sleep

Jane street quants watching me go 50x long on BTC exactly at 9:59 am

Next week will be absolute cinema

absolute peak timeline