Carlin Bird

@marioliveirain If they’re “serving me” it’s in a home not a public eatery so I know them well or I wouldn’t be there. Therefore they ei th er know me enough to know what I like, or they don’t. That’s the true question.

A pessoa te chama para um date e serve isso aqui, o que faria?

@conquertheno McGyver

Who are you calling to rescue you?

@em_Lazzy 🙋‍♀️

Who can honestly claim, without hesitation, that they have never supported Donald Trump, even for a single moment?

@omgsidewalks By gluing *your* mouth shut. myob. And they know it.

How do you politely tell someone they're overweight ??

@iky_fwjett you’re not an AH exactly, but it’s pretty cruel. She lost her twin and is grieving mightily as well.

@LoneStarChica if it was my pup I’d keep it

What would you do if this happened? Leave it or fix it?

@Matt_Pinner have a cup of strong coffee, put on the snow gear and go out to enjoy it: shoveling, snowshoes, skiing, sledding.

You wake up tomorrow and this is the first thing you see. What’s the very first thing you do?

@NoContextHumans 30F. close enough to say hi but giving him space.

Which seat you choosing?

@lady_valor_07 jfc it’s soccer

This is hard

@Angry_Staffer oopsies

lol what

@dsware123 @gotrice2024 none of your business-you should be fired for violating her privacy.

A woman has been coming to my hotel every week for months — to cheat on her husband. After thinking it over, I mailed a card to their home, addressed to her husband. It simply read: “Thank you to both of you for being such loyal customers.” Did I do the right thing? Serious replies only — what would you have done?

@WorkElizab gin & tonic with lime

Answer!

@Ravenismeee chocolate milk. hot it’s hot chocolate.

what tastes good both hot & cold ??? there is nothing 😭

@Amelia558rs local pet shelter would love them

I finally convinced my husband to get rid of his old towels (some of them are at least 15 years old) and bought a couple new ones. What do I do with these ? I don’t think Goodwill will take them.

@Matt_Pinner not tomorrow but would definitely strategically plan my exit.

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $10M in the lottery today?

@autumnsdad1 not due to political beliefs but behavior: pedo, DV etc

Would you ever stop listening to an artist or stop watching an actor or actress simply because of their political beliefs?

@Mr_Husky1 run. never make an inheritance a joint asset.

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@chefsevenn mine is Zorro

Can you think of a better name?

@DeadRabbit43 @saniyafatma1278 exactly

@saniyafatma1278 You must be the neighbor type that prompted them to put up such a fence. Maybe some looking inward. 🤷

I seriously need some help here. My neighbor just put up this massive metal fence right along our property line and I’m honestly pretty upset about it. It completely changed the whole feel of my driveway and now it looks like I’m pulling into some kind of industrial corridor. I had no idea this was even happening until the thing was already built. It feels like my space just got boxed in overnight. What on earth can I do in a situation like this???

@ronsterd89 celery

Love my peanut butter but can't have it on bread anymore so what do you have it with?