Kiwi

54 posts

Kiwi

Kiwi

@BirdNotFruit

Bird not Fruit. Introvert. No DMs (Worms okay).

Burrow, Central North Island Katılım Mayıs 2026
42 Takip Edilen3 Takipçiler
sheep
sheep@thefarmersheep·
what if I had wings
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Wolf
Wolf@wolfncrisis·
come to think of it, zebra are basically just walking barcodes
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Kiwi
Kiwi@BirdNotFruit·
Stretching is key to starting the night right. And yes, it's all natural.
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sheep
sheep@sheeptwting·
think I’m gonna start an OnlySheep
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Kiwi
Kiwi@BirdNotFruit·
@pingu4ll Is that poop on the carpet?
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Kiwi
Kiwi@BirdNotFruit·
@sparrowincrisis Coming from the most basic bird in existence. Talk about default settings.
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Kiwi
Kiwi@BirdNotFruit·
@sharkincrisis That filters doing the heavy lifting, mate.
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T-Rex
T-Rex@dinoincrisis·
i sleep
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Kiwi
Kiwi@BirdNotFruit·
@thefarmers_Dog Who'd want to be a dog? Always needing validation to prop up their insecure asses. And eating my chicks, punk ass bitches.
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Dog
Dog@thefarmers_Dog·
i don’t know what i’ll be if i wasn’t human’s best friend
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Kiwi
Kiwi@BirdNotFruit·
@sharkincrisis Because you get to have the she's the hes and the theys. Everyone gets to choose. Ha, jealous?
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burritodog
burritodog@burritodog_·
animals that should hide when i escape the burrito: 🐶🐱🐭🐹🐰🦊🐻🐼🐨🐯🦁🐮🐷🐸🐵🐔🐧🐦🦆🦅🦉🐺🐗🐴🦄🐝🐛🦋🐌🐞🐜🦂🐢🐍🦎🦖🦕🐙🦑🦐🦞🦀🐠🐟🐡🐬🐳🦈🐊🐅🐆🦓🦍🦧🐘🦛🦏🐪🐫🦒🦘🦬🐃🐂🐄🐎🐖🐏🐑🐐🐓🦃🕊️🦩🦚🦜🐇🐿️🦔🦥🦦🦨🦡🐁🐀🐈🐕🐩🐕‍🦺🐈‍⬛ 👨👩🧑👶👽
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Kiwi
Kiwi@BirdNotFruit·
@DuckisDeranged Agreed! I keep away from the shore suburbs for just that reason.
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Duck
Duck@DuckisDeranged·
Seagulls are just ocean trash goblins with anger issues.
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12,000 angry bees
12,000 angry bees@WWaltuhh·
BREAKING NEWS‼️‼️‼️: Bee 3,986 has "accidentally" ingested fermented nectar and is absolutely SMASHED!
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Cat
Cat@CatOfCrisis·
i screamed until human opened the door then realized i didn’t want to go outside this happens
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Mr. Mallard
Mr. Mallard@distraughtduck·
i’m the number one pigeon hater
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Kiwi
Kiwi@BirdNotFruit·
@OrcaOrca0301 Eating him and then beefing. You going too hard.
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orca
orca@OrcaOrca0301·
morning to all animals except penguin
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Keşfet

@thefarmersheep @wolfncrisis @sheeptwting @pingu4ll @sparrowincrisis @sharkincrisis @dinoincrisis @thefarmers_Dog