dl Dio (Die-Oh)

When it gets tough remember: Do it for Big Iron

a fun thing ive learned this year is a degree in engineering is fucking useless

@hopes_revenge thats work. i go there everyday. 0/10 big sucks

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .

@jakelivid i did tweet this from my apt while WFH but my point stands

@Bistchboy So sorry 😔 replying from my job in the city btw

why cant an engineering company actually be in the city?? like all i do is work on computer why am i banished to those suburb office parks?? i know engineers suck as people but c’monnn

@GoblinGhos81750 Guess what? Grows the economy. Benefits everybody. Hurts nobody

Rage baiting your partner is free btw

when i’m cuddling with my cat and he turns into a Geiger Counter

i kinda look like they just put a face on a body like “ehh what is that”

@The4thWayYT Sloth = Doom Scrolling opened my 3rd eye bc yea… fuck ya it is

being openly bisexual means girls will flirt with you as a joke bc “haha ur gay”, which honestly is great for my gym journey

Vintage service top pins

showed up to work early and my boss wasnt even here to see it

Cowboy Bebop (1998)

where do people find cool jeans? bc i’ll see people and be like “damn cool jeans” but when i go to the store all they got is pants

and theyre dating

@nypost well lets all give him til tuesday before we judge, okay?

Gunman who believed he was Jesus Christ opened fire on White House checkpoint, neutralized by Secret Service trib.al/X3d6cas

@ic0nick @starboyxcx how dare you go to the gym and also be happy. i bet ur kind too???? ppffft

@starboyxcx And my fire island tweet tbh

the damage that these tweets did to gay twitter

getting asked “hows the roster going” in my late 20s feels the same as getting asked “hows the job search” in my early 20s

gay world so different bc if ur straight and like a celeb thats tough, but if u like a gay celeb u got like, a 10% chance of fucking him if ur in his city

grow up ugly #genius