Jake

@Bistchboy So sorry 😔 replying from my job in the city btw

why cant an engineering company actually be in the city?? like all i do is work on computer why am i banished to those suburb office parks?? i know engineers suck as people but c’monnn

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

@DylanDoubly Gagggg

I could never explain to a non-law person how funny this is

The biggest bullshit move by DHS in its history. So everyone on a O1 or H1B visa would have to stop working legally in the US, go back to their country and wait for years of backlog? This includes top scientists in our universities, founders of billion dollar companies (at least 3 just in our portfolio would be affected by the way). And if we look at individual countries it becomes even more bs. Indians would have to wait decades. Russians don’t have anywhere to go (there is no US embassy in Russia, hello?). This is the worst imaginable way to disrupt important work for the country and pretend you’re fighting some loophole.

This is a radical change to immigration policy, forcing anyone applying for a green card to leave the country indefinitely, forget whether they have American kids, spouse, etc. The talking point that we do want legal immigration, we just want people to get in line and follow the rules, is BS. This is an attempt to blow up the line, blow up the rules, and make it insanely difficult to immigrate legally.

My lips are overdrawn to distract from my obvious disdain for the Electoral College.

newspaper

I tried to be a boy I tried to be a girl I tried to be a Beatles I tried to be the Fiona Apple

Contract law lecturers fell hearing this😭

Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the water over the floor

this was supposed to be her espresso

Miranda did you like my article?

“How are things at Coach” got probably the biggest laugh of the movie

“what have you done for me lately” kinda the realest question to ever be asked on a track

What’s the dumbest name for a business? I’ll start: Fifth Third Bank

✍️ Fiona Apple como um dos 30 maiores compositores americanos vivos pelo New York Times.

The First Taste by Fiona Apple is ass shaking music