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@_hot_shame Can’t even get my porn fix on Twitter 🥴

@_hot_shame Let the people get off! We’re getting fucked with fuel prices so let us fuck ourselves to soften the blow 😅

@_hot_shame Honestly it’s unbelievable haha

New Yorkers, join us in the first ever Mayor’s Municipal Madness: a competition of city fixes where everyone wins. City workers fix thousands of tiny annoyances every year, from broken basketball rims to bike path bumps. This year, we’re highlighting 16 of those fixes. From the exacerbating eight to the frustrating four, every item in each round will be repaired…but you’ll be voting on which fix will be done by me on day 100 of our admin. Round one of voting starts right now: nyc.gov/madness

Here’s ICE being chased by the residents of Los Angeles.

@4kissette Australian here, yes we exist still. Barely. Twitter is less fun now though as previously mentioned by others that certain content we can’t see anymore without jumping through hoops but yes we live.

do Australian people still exist?

how it feels to drop a perfect arigato gozaimasu for the cute waitress at the hot pot restaurant (she’s latina and the place is korean)

@cinemakiwis I can’t wait to see this. Everything Lord and Miller direct is so much fun.

five stars for project hail mary and ryan gosling’s slutty glasses

@TheRealThelmaJ1 I’m about to turn 38 and this bitch has had enough anti aging procedures for someone’s lifetime.

That's a rough looking 28

@amyelrad As an Australian who’s locked out of sexy content due to the ban on all things spicy I will blindly like the post as I know it’s spectacular 😌

The world has a funny sense of humour. Fuck yes Venezuela

VENEZUELA BEATS THE UNITED STATES TO WIN THEIR FIRST EVER WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMPIONSHIP 🏆🇻🇪

honestly the world cup shouldn’t even be held in the US at this point.

Australia so cooked rn - can’t buy fuel - can’t buy house - can’t goon

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The Hometown Hero. 🏡🐐 #Matildas #HowWeWaltz #TilitsDone #WAC2026