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@GoddessKarina Stop there's no way you're 42

Do I feel bad taking a college simps money while I’m 42 and wealthy? Nope.

"We locked 40 people in a room to work 40 hours a week for 40 years."

@veraownsu 👅

Eating cherries but instead of spitting the pits into the trash I spit them out in your mouth

@RepJackKimble Nice ragebait attempt

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@Fizlid @NotBubbz If you want the time just look at your phone. They're so useless and people only wear them to show off lol

@Bizztwizz @NotBubbz Watches are dumb ? You sure everything is okay upstairs?

No matter how many Americans say they are struggling right now, cant find work, cant save money, rent is too high, groceries are too high, gas is too high, they are gonna always find a way to be consumers anyway.

@stelzner_n1150 San Diego is the best fr

The nicest cities in America ranked: 1. San Diego, CA 2. Des Moines, IA 3. Madison, WI 4. Fargo-Moorhead, ND/MN 5. Grand Rapids, MI 6. Burlington, VT 7. Harrisburg, PA 8. Indianapolis, IN 9. Spokane, WA 10. Santa Barbara, CA

@JoshEakle Pwease let us insider trade for our famiwies

Mike Johnson says Congress can't survive on $174k because of inflation, and uses that to justify letting members trade stocks. Incredible take from the guy who decided his only job was taking orders from the President.

@cessonmute There is not even a male loneliness epidemic let's be real

Being m*rdered by a man is the leading cause of death in 18-44 year-old women globally but were concerned about male loneliness epidemic.

@nojumper Rare DA W

The District Attorney reportedly plans to block ChudTheBuilder from using his fundraiser money toward his bond.

@Polymarket This is 100% deliberate

JUST IN: Looksmaxxer, Clavicular, mogged by “Chad” judge in Miami court hearing.

@ShaneStoffer You look better here ngl

Almost one year no steroids. 200lb now. I lost 30lb but I look awesome still

Fighting an internal battle to not send my money away #findom

@Bitcoin_Teddy You had to be there. SPY became a memecoin

One of the greatest moments in crypto twitter history.

@veraownsu 😩

The little speeches yall give before you “quit” are so dramatic lol Like I’ll see you in a month loser you’ll never be able to quit me!!

@Bitcoin_Teddy We need dislike buttons on every app + a toggle to see the percentage of likes vs dislikes like old youtube

YouTuber Marques Brownlee says if he were YouTube CEO the first thing he would do is bring back the dislike button

@reeceollld Nothing I hate more than arguing with a religious mf about anything

religious psychosis is so scary she is literally mentally ill

@zachmelloh26 I'm not locking away money or trying to plan for anything 30+ years out

Mike retired at 54 with $ 4.1M. He had done everything “right”: • Maxed out his 401(k) • Saved consistently for 30+ years • Paid off his home • Avoided debt But:

@TheNetDaily The Kyler

The white version of Edgars

@missus_wormy Tf is she doing wrong