Joe Dirt

@X____parody @cptdankkk You underestimate the capabilities of a crackhead with infinite amounts of money

@cptdankkk So 8lbs of crack. Bullshit o

Charlie Sheen reveals the cartel cut him off after he smoked over 4 pounds of cocaine in 3 weeks Charlie: "When the cartel says, 'Hey, your man is dealing. If we're supplying that kind of weight, your guy is a dealer and that's just the way it is'" "It looked like that to them, but he had to explain who their customer was and that it just wasn't something this guy would ever do" Graham: "And that was on the heels of smoking almost four and a half pounds of cocaine over three weeks" Charlie: "No, it wasn't snorting. It was smoking"

@realasitget314 @GaryfmfcGeorge @AmiriKing Prolly smelt it

@GaryfmfcGeorge @AmiriKing Yeah but the cops didn't know that until they came up to their car for no reason 🤷🏾‍♂️ so again what's the probable cause for this interaction

This video just blew my mind. 🤯 It’s shocking how stupid some people are. I don’t know how the police deal with this on a day to day basis. I’d fu#%ing quit. Day one.

@jontae911 @HarryOnComms @RobLogic @WhitetipChaser It is tidally locked, but it also rotates.

Behind the Moon, where no human eyes had recently ventured, the crew of Artemis II captured this: our pale blue planet slipping behind the lunar landscape. Let this view inspire unity, wonder, and the courage to explore further.

@CrashK40 @djvlad No shit bro this is how he make his money. And by the way every hip hop news outlet is talking about this both black and white because it’s pretty big news.

@djvlad You tryna hurry up and post bullshit for the engagements cause this fresh you can’t even spell right or even spell check yourself and wonder why ppl call you a culture vulture smh fucking bitch

Pooh Shiesty is facing life in prison. He was only for 6 months after doing 3 years in prison on a 5-year bid.

@FiddlesPicks @NFL_DovKleiman You in a few months

@NFL_DovKleiman Starting this tomorrow. I’ll look like Henry in a few months

Dawg: Ravens star RB Derrick Henry spends over $250K per year on body maintenance. His diet is even crazier... • No fried food • No dairy • No gluten • No artificial sugars • Doesn't eat until 4/5 PM during the season We have never seen an athlete like Henry.

@Rikkisan26553 @SophiaNarwitz Does weed bring you in millions of dollars?

@SophiaNarwitz It is literally his one fucking joke, as a stoner I fucking can't stand them. I do my weed in private and don't make a big deal about it.

I take edibles before bed & on rare occasion I’ll smoke a bowl cuz it feels nice. Im far from being anti-pot, but man, I find people like Seth Rogan who make being high the totality of their personality just repulsive. Like yea man, you love being high. Cool. We get it…

@lottie_depphead @ABC7 Yup and in the full video the police let her drive the car home

@ABC7 Yeah hard tests when drunk. The lady sounded drunk too

"These are like really hard tests." Justin Timberlake struggled to perform field sobriety tests requiring him to walk a straight line and stand on one leg after he was pulled over in New York's Hamptons in 2024 by police officers who suspected him of driving drunk, according to video footage released Friday. The story tonight at 11 from ABC7. spr.ly/6018B6kP6i

@JohnRichar8156 @pray2pie @TheNCSmaster True but he’s Jim Carrey, plenty of productions would pay him boatloads of money to be in there film.

@pray2pie @TheNCSmaster The OP literally talks about how he dislikes sequel so yeah, that was the general explanation He’s free to not take the role as well

It’s legit hilarious that Jim Carrey, an esteemed actor who is semi retired and famously doesn’t like doing sequels Has played Dr. Eggman of all characters 4 times in a row and is pretty much the only thing he’s done in film for a decade

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!

@ComebacksCall Good luck on your journey brother 🫡

Asking for help is difficult .. especially as a “grown man” with 5 children. I FINALLY asked and got the mental health help though, & I do know I still have potential. Thanks for your guys patience and understanding.

@dom_lucre youtube.com/shorts/EPJ-HG2… DaBaby went thru his own humiliation ritual

🔥🚨BREAKING: Rapper DaBaby revealed why he “fell off,” and exposed the elites in the music business by saying he chose not to sell out after seeing firsthand experiences of other rappers from his era doing ‘humiliation rituals.’ DaBaby: “I could write a book, that’s how this sh*t goes for real”

@KiTTenKaTmeower @sciencegirl

@sciencegirl In other news....

Geologist finds rare formation inside volcanic rock that looks exactly like ‘Cookie Monster’ on Sesame Street

@CNviolations That first whiff brought back some memories for sure

"I know that smell" is diabolical 💀

@AfroShiro @OnyxOdds @AdamSchefter Ya they shoulda swapped him out for burrow tbh

@OnyxOdds @AdamSchefter Aaron Rodgers won a super bowl

Inexperience: Drake Maye didn’t know what to do with the AFC trophy.

@TeamBasman @MLFootball Also that year they had a slew of injuries including prime Derrick Henry

@MLFootball He’s always been a good coach. With the Titans he’s always in the playoffs, if my memory serves correctly he once had the #1 seeds

AWESOME: #Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel is waiting outside the team locker room give every one of his players a handshake and firing them up. After every win or loss, Vrabel waits outside the locker room and thanks all of his players for their effort.

@tdnyrfan @PatMcAfeeShow

@PatMcAfeeShow “Do I really have to say over?” “Do you really have to say what? over” “Ugh, Do I really have to say over?….over” “Yes, you really have to say over…..over”

“ppsssshhhhhh dad just dumped his pants.. we need another pair of Depends, OVER” “You don’t have to say pssshhhh, OVER”

@SleeperHQ What’s going on ??

Puka Nacua & Emeka Egbuka

Bro is a little rascal 😭😭

@CJActual @dom_lucre

🔥🚨BREAKING: This Florida Family Went Fishing On A Charter Boat And Accidentally Caught 56 Pounds Of C*caine.

@Rocket4lyfe @IHateEveryoneTV @poetikflakko Vato you won’t believe what I saw

@IHateEveryoneTV @poetikflakko Run nigga run nigga, duck nigga duck nigga, run motherfucker run, run motherfucker run! Bonus points if you know the song

LAST TWO STANDING! WHO’S GOING TO BE THE LAST MAN STANDING?👀