Jonathan Kelly
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Anyone who's flown to Europe or Asia from USA (or vice versa) knows that when you watch the in-flight tracker screen, it shows you're making a giant rainbow-arc shape over Greenland/Alaska.
You've probably wondered: "That's weird, why don't they just fly in a straight line? Wouldn't that be the easiest, most fuel-efficient way to get from point A to point B?"
Don't worry - you are not crazy!
Here's what's actually going on with these nonsensical flight paths, explained by Terry Eicher 👇
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@JonesHowDareYou Worried their rotting of the system is going to end?
And what the fuck is with the Naarm?
Colonisers built it. Colonisers named it.
You want dingo speak go live in their 65,000 years of development
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Just saw this on insta. Police brutality in Naarm yesterday at a peaceful 'No cuts to NDIS' rally.
"Vulnerable people with disability, young people and the elderly were pushed to the ground, shoved, punched and injured. Police pushed people in front of a moving tram." #springst
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@_callumfowler @Michael_TSB Mind the gap you inbred dingle
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Leeds max 20 points in the prem next year. Lucky start to finish never battered anyone. Crap side all fans are plastic. I cry myself to sleep at night. Bag of wank coming straight back down
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@BarbaraPocock So people shouldn’t borrow so much money you dumb bimbo.
What kind of profit would you like to make over thirty years from taking on the risk of lending money to folks and I suppose you’re so stupid to think that the $1,000 in gear one is worth the same as $11,000 in years 18-30
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Big four banks - CBA, NAB, Westpac & ANZ - made a profit of $16.9 bn from owner-occupier home loans in 2025. Over an average 30 yr owner-occupier mortgage these banks make nearly $229,000 in profit. Just over $11,000 in the 1st yr of a new loan, $926 each month or $214 per week.
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@Breaking911 Good fucking grief!!
No wonder there’s kickback from the average person in society
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Aaron Rose Philip, the first Black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral palsy signed to a major modeling agency, arriving at the Met Gala.
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@DogJakarta1890 @JakeCOYI You stupid fuck. We all want Spurs relegated.
If you could very your eyes and quit crying you’d see that. Oh, and we’d never roll over like West Ham did against Wilves, Forest or Brentford
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@Mon4Kooyong Spend Spend Spend and print more money cos you’re not taking what you should from folks who follow your narrative.
I don’t believe in hell but if it was real that’s where you’ll end up for what you’ve done to this nation
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The government’s FBT exemption on EVs has been a massive policy success/ it's helped thousands of people afford EVS for the first time.
In a cost of living crisis, we should be building on it - not winding it back.
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@HazelMoore32 What culture?
Uncivilised savages reverting to type
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@mark_slapinski Australia has no such things as gas stations, they are petrol stations or servos, and its government mismanagement of our fuel - we haven’t met the 90 day minimum storage requirement since 2012.
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Australian gas stations are RUNNING OUT OF FUEL.
Thanks, Trump!
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@4mambo Defund it so that taxpayers are not forced to pay for leftist propaganda. She’s not banning it, you’ll just have to pay a subscription fee like you do for other forms of media with a reporting bias.
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So in one post a senior One Nation figure warns of threats to free speech and in the next Pauline Hanson says she would defund the ABC because she doesn’t like its reporting.
What a rabble!
Pauline Hanson 🇦🇺@PaulineHansonOz
I won't be missing the ABC now they're on strike - in fact I would defund them. Keep the services like radio in the regions that do a good job and make the capital city bureaus a subscription only service. We also need to get serious about the fuel crisis. The government needs to declare an emergency: force supplies to the regions, stop the price gouging and cut the fuel excise.
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@BrianEastwoodx We never had guns to give up you fucktard, and it was thirty years ago, a long time before you dumb cunts voted in a Jew loving paedophile
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Hey Australians only your region can reply to this.
Why did y’all suddenly become retarded and give up your guns?
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@Ryandally08 Reading from the Jewish playbook
It’s not radical white supremacy to want to retain the values and the culture your forefathers died fighting to protect.
He’s such a skinny cunt, he’ll get his.
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#BREAKING Anthony Albanese says that “white supremacist ideology” and their radicalisation remains the biggest threat facing Australians.
He does not once mention Radical Islamic Terror.
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@AofahKoff Dumb cunt will still have it when it’s back under $2. Can’t legislate against being a fucktard
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@paulsteenalbo @FBAwayDays It’s 2026, they stick this fancy thing called a tv camera in front of it and some bloke sits in the seat and moves the camera around while looking through it, and it magically appears on your tv .
But only for the games that are televised. Theres no camera there all the time.
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@FBAwayDays Why is the seat from the back of a Second World War fighter plane?
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The time this Leeds fan had an absolute nightmare at Hull away… 🫣😆
He absolutely stacked it, but fair play to him he got up and carried on cheering his team on! 👏
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@KymLouC Those black slave traders have a lot to answer for.
Why only trans Atlantic slave trade and not within Africa itself by blacks against blacks?
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Australia abstains.
For all the governments talk about neighbours and shared values...look where we sit in the world.
Hey Australia...think we should say the slave trade is bad?
Yeah nah...idk..might sit this out.
Btw all this asked was to say it's bad lol
Fuck our government.
Alan MacLeod@AlanRMacLeod
BREAKING: The United Nations has voted 123-3 in favor to condemn the enslavement of millions of Africans and the trans-Atlantic slave trade. The three countries voting against it? 🇺🇸 USA 🇮🇱Israel 🇦🇷 Argentina Nearly all of Europe abstained.
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@JEChalmers One hundred million dollars ….. Why not just pick a number that you will actually enforce?
Like something out of an Austin Powers movie ffs
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Our new laws will double the penalties for false or misleading conduct and cartel behaviour to a maximum of $100 million per offence.
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@Esau_Matsiko Stay in your lane Mr Nobody
You’ve won fuck all
Just scratching around in the dirt at Pep’s feet, you’ll never achieve his greatness
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From celebrating the champions league to celebrating a mere carabao cup? How the mighty fall!!
Manchester City@ManCity
What it means.
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Today people will understand how Mentally Fit Arsenal players are. They’re on a different level and they know how important it’s winning the EFL club!
Today will start the domination of Arsenal football club in England and Manchester City is the Perfect Opponent.
Be Ready 🔴⚪️.
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@ChristyDanFan You stupid fuck. You literally call them a name that we gave their land, that we conquered, and the victors can call it what the fuck they want.
They were a few thousand primitive tribes, who each had their own primitive language and their own name for their bit of land.
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I need to explain again, to the dumb fuck white redneck meat heads who get upset when they see someone of colour in Australia. NEWSFLASH to them. The only authentic Australian is Aboriginal. They are brown. We are white. Because evolution happened for us in the UK. Read a book.
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