BluTygerEv

328 posts

BluTygerEv

BluTygerEv

@BleuTyger

Gen Z IT Guy, weekend racecar driver and mechanic, and amateur photographer

Katılım Aralık 2018
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BluTygerEv
BluTygerEv@BleuTyger·
@RR_is_KR At first, I was like, what are we supposed to see underneath? Lmao
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Layla!
Layla!@RR_is_KR·
Sat on parents' bed while chatting with mum and this happened This is my lowest moment
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JΛCΣ@Elk_Pilled·
@uncledoomer some weird gay autistic 20yr old somewhere is going to be really mad at this post
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MDLuffy1234
MDLuffy1234@MDLuffy1234·
@ruputrela Their full legal name is Lucario Pokemon now
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Sharko³³ 🦁
Sharko³³ 🦁@LeSharkoiste·
@s8n car nerds when someone doesn't have an unhealthy obsession with cars:
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Satan@s8n·
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BluTygerEv
BluTygerEv@BleuTyger·
@Saintversa Shoot, I didn't mean to vote nay. Must have the brain of a horse or smth
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BluTygerEv@BleuTyger·
@milkykirinn That's good advice. I've neglected eating at all lately lol
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Derek Devicemanager
Derek Devicemanager@IT_unhinged·
A sales rep came to my desk whispering like he’s in a spy movie. He says, “Dude, I need a second account with admin rights, but like… off the books.” I asked why it needs to be secret. He said, “So Security doesn’t see what I’m doing.” I opened a notepad and typed while he talked. He explains this entire plan to bypass controls so he can export “just a little bit” of the customer database to his personal laptop. When he finished, I turned the screen so he could read. He stared at the text: “User is requesting unauthorized admin account to exfiltrate CRM data to personal device.” Then he noticed the email header at the top: To: security@company.com I hit Send. Told him, “Congrats, you just opened your first ticket.”
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morfi@MorfisOm·
if you're going through a hard time i suggest investing in the oversized lucario plushie for you to hug every night, it helps alot
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Cupid ꑭ
Cupid ꑭ@VincentPenisini·
@Zaohz Millennials doing to cars what boomers did to houses.
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Zach
Zach@Zaohz·
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BluTygerEv
BluTygerEv@BleuTyger·
@itouchdragons Take adhd meds like me. Total appetite killer, maintains my abs on accident
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BluTygerEv@BleuTyger·
@itouchdragons I'm just autistic lmao. Though women are definitely my favorite thing to obsess over
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