Shigiri

Babies are trapped with killers in a forest. Children. Little children.

Lived it. Loved it. Farewell NYSC.

Me enjoying the first 2 days with a baddie before she realise that I'm a broke guy:

We renovated a primary school in northern Nigeria

In whatever you do today, just remember that a teacher was beheaded after over 40 persons (including 39 students and 7 teachers) were abducted in a school invasion in Oyo state, and the Federal government is yet to say not to talk of do anything about it. Same day, in Borno state, 51 children were kidnapped, with a significant number being toddlers aged 2 to 5 years old from a nursery school in Mussa, Askira-Uba LGA of the state. Eye witnesses reported that the kidnappers used the children as human shields while fleeing on motorbikes, to prevent security forces from firing at them. All of these happening in Nigeria. Not Syria. It could have been families of any of us. The silence of the government towards these numerous cases of insecurity, is deafening.

Dear football, Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life. Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career. When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way. To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

When we talk about systemic failures, this is what we mean.

5am tomorrow, I dey pack my things come live with you, make you train me in your own image and likeness..

I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.

Zohran Mamdani is joining Twitch for a new series titled ‘Talk with the People.’ He will respond to questions asked by the public in his Twitch chat, aiming to create a direct line of conversation between the government and the people. (polygon.com/mayor-zohran-m…)

1,000 World Cup tickets. $50 each. All for New Yorkers. We fought hard to make the people’s game available to the people — and won. Let the summer of soccer begin.

A woman hears a knock. When she opens the door, a man asks, “Do you have a vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning, the same man knocks and asks the same question. She slams the door again. That night, when her husband gets home, she tells him what happened. In a loving voice, he says, “Honey, I’m taking tomorrow off to be home in case this guy shows up again.” The next morning they hear a knock and both run to the door. The husband whispers, “Honey, I’ll hide behind the door and listen. If it’s the same guy, answer yes. I want to see where the bastard is going with this.” She nods and opens the door. Sure enough, the same man is there and asks, “Do you have a vagina?” “Yes, I do,” she says. The man replies, “Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?”

To be honest, God is NOT testing you. The country is just very hard

You cannot rehabilitate a person that beheads a person. You cannot rehabilitate someone that offs people for sport. You cannot rehabilitate someone that kidnaps and rapes children.

Joao Pedro is our 25/26 Player of the Season. 🇧🇷💙

nigeria has never had a good president

you mean them fit kidnap me or you and the tl will be talking about 22k akara. we are in trouble

276 chibok Girls - 88 people dead in Nyanya Bombing - $1 - 215 - Fuel - 135 naira was enough to say Johnathan had failed & most people wanted his removal. so why is - 416 people in Borno - over 170 kidnapped in Kwara - 162 killed in Kaiama - 177 in Kajuru - fuel - 1,400 - $1 - 1,400 not enough to say BAT has failed & he needs to go??

we have a lot of yoruba people condemning this administration, we have yoruba people that didn’t vote for this administration and voted candidates from other tribe that they deemed competent. but once you see few yoruba people supporting the government, you throw tribal cards then make excuses for other tribes also supporting the same government.

@NonsoIhe @NigeriaStories Call it whatever, we both saw him confess to a crime on national television under no duress, he said he hacked the phone of the NSA, which is literally treason, I hope he never gets released

@NigeriaStories Political persecution at its finest, I won’t defend anyone still fighting their case in court, but when known thieves are cruising in convoys untouched while this man gets dragged everywhere, that’s not justice. That’s selective prosecution.

BREAKING: DSS picks up El-Rufai after court grants him bail