Bloody Shell Ken

@crotchner2 My son is called Eden, and although it's originally a Hebrew male name, there are roughly twice as many female Edens than male Edens in my country. So I get told it's a girl's name sometimes.

ive noticed all the “gender neutral” baby names are just boys names. miller, james, blake, noah. call me when there’s a boy jessica thanks.

You may call me Any And All Forms Of Social Interaction Woman 🦸🏻

@danny_robins Well, look on the bright side, the laptop cover functioned as intended. You don't have the imprint of a waffle on your laptop, do you?

This is the imprint of a waffle on my laptop cover. My son put a waffle on my laptop cover. 😩

@UncannyBlingy @danny_robins @theweekjunior @ciaranokeeffe 😂😂😂 Kirk is partially deaf and has a vibrating pillow hooked up to his alarm clock. Those vibrations strike terror into my heart more than infrasound ever could, as they mean it's time to go to work! 😭 (They're also really strong and the whole bed shakes, poltergeist-style)

@danny_robins @theweekjunior @ciaranokeeffe Such synchronous articles to have on the same page! 🔊👻✨ A vibrating pillow for the dea... ...the dead? 😱 If they produce infrasonic frequencies, this can only increase the number of spooky claims near graveyards, surely? 😬🐹

Interesting article in last week’s copy of @theweekjunior! Bet @ciaranokeeffe would agree!

Genuinely going to do this 😂

Creeped-out crew abandon their stations as seemingly paranormal activity takes over HMS Asp and before the captain can find an explanation, he wakes in the night to an utterly terrifying sensation… Can we get to the bottom of this historic haunting? Warning: may cause spontaneous cries of “shiver-me-timbers”…🥶😱 Uncanny Cold Cases | Listen on BBC Sounds and watch on YouTube

@danny_robins @ciaranokeeffe @BBCSounds Maybe he thought you said "third leg" 😂

Here’s an outtake from this week’s #UncannyColdCases episode...@ciaranokeeffe's take on how a supernatural touch on his leg would make him feel! If you haven’t heard or seen Case 6: The Haunting of HMS Asp yet, listen on @BBCSounds and watch on YouTube here: @BBCUncannyPodcast" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@BBCUncannyPod… 👻

I just had the maddest conversation with a Bulgarian when I tried to tell him not to go in a field because it’s full of ticks. I tried to mime out what ticks were, he thought I meant vampires and looked at me like a lunatic. Anyway, now he’s in the field.

My dog when he hears the crinkle of a food wrapper

Really enjoyed this weeks #uncanny with @danny_robins . The Ghosts of HMS Asp made and appearance on my own podcast Time between Times a little while ago . Have a listen here open.spotify.com/episode/5FHy6U…

Gordon ramsay: excuse me darling. what's going on back there Waitress: the uhh chef is Bigfoot Gordon: the chef is Bigfoot? Waitress: correct, the chef is Bigfoot Gordon: fuck me. Ok darling thank you (Waitress leaves) Gordon: the chef's fucking Bigfoot. Wow. Ok. Fuck me. Wow

@tracybeanz *fobbed off

@tracybeanz They didn't know any of that stuff, that's why. They were going to the doctor with symptoms and being robbed off without treatment or an explanation.

WHY DON’T OUR MOTHERS HELP US UNDERSTAND PERIMENOPAUSE. WHY DID I HAVE TO DO THIS BY MYSELF? They never told us shit. Nothing. Nothing about the actual role of estrogen in like, every single neurological function. Not the anxiety, or itching or PVC’s and palpitations. Not the histamine reactions, or the pelvic floor issues, or the sore joints occasionally. They didn’t say a word about mood swings or how important progesterone is or what it does or what happens during luteal. THAT ENDS NOW. MY DAUGHTER WILL BE PREPARED, DAMMIT. Ladies, if you have a question I have become an effing encyclopedia of women’s health over the past 3-4 months. Holy shit what a disservice. Hot flashes? Ha! I’d trade 90% of this shit for hot flashes.

@danny_robins @ciaranokeeffe Pete needs sending a Team Sceptic mug for that 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Pete, who commented on YouTube, has an intriguing #TeamSceptic theory on our latest #UncannyColdCases episode for you, @ciaranokeeffe! What do you think, #UncannyCommunity? Could the sailors have been suffering from ergot poisoning?? If you haven’t caught the episode yet, listen on @BBCSounds and watch on YouTube here: @BBCUncannyPodcast" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@BBCUncannyPod… 🌊👻

@layxsnv B in American English, C in British English

Okay, where are the English scholars, which one?

Just heard a heartbreaking cry from my golden retriever, thought he was seriously hurt or something Nope, I had just left the vacuum out and he was too afraid to walk past it and was "stuck" in the kitchen

I wish I had the guts to make this my email signature!

@danny_robins Aye aye, Cap'n Danny 🫡

10 MINS TO GO until #UncannyColdCases Case 6: The Haunting of HMS Asp ⚓️ drops on YouTube!! Do you have your Uncanny bingo cards at the ready, #UncannyCommunity?! Watch here: @BBCUncannyPodcast" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@BBCUncannyPod…