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@ChelsTransfer I'd take Lewandowski at his age over Joao, Dumfries and Valverde

🔵 IF Joao Pedro, Enzo Fernandez or Marc Cucurella were to leave Chelsea, WHO would you replace them with?

@TheBlueDodger @kierangill_DM 😔

🚨❗️Sources close to Wesley Fofana, who earns more than £200,000 a week, insist he is NOT interested in leaving Chelsea. (@kierangill_DM) #CFC

@TheCleanCarClub This is the first takeover I'm seriously happy for! Crooked mechanics be aware

By 2040 vehicles will be repaired by Robo-mechanics. Ai taking over most jobs.

@TheCleanCarClub It means you're too young

What is this

@cabinsmountain Can someone ask grok, what's the size of the homestead?

They convinced an entire generation that living with family is failure. Family compounds used to be normal. Until the psyop began. We were told: • Move out at 18 • Be independent • Get your own place • Do everything alone Result: • 10 rents • 10 mortgages • 10 car payments • 10x more debt Strong families used to stay together—build together, support each other, and live interdependently. The opposite of the "be independent" narrative. Let's normalize family compounds again.

do you dribble the ball out of play on purpose?

@Cfc_Eden_ 🤣🤣

It will be really difficult to replace Enzo fernandez. No midfielder in the league comes close bdw

@FabrizioRomano Playing for Chelsea have these retards believing 10 goals a season is something

🚨🇸🇳 Nico Jackson’s agent Diomansy Kamara: “Nico is having an excellent season with 28 matches played, 10 goals”. “African champion, German champion and also qualified for the (cup) final. Bayern Munich did not want to activate the buy option, and Nico remains 100% focused on the Champions League semi-final against PSG, a very important moment for him and for the club”. “Bayern is a very big institution; the most important thing is to win as many trophies as possible by the end of the season”. “The future… who can predict it? Trust the Process, Everything Is Possible”.

@tahyvr 🤣🤣

still the best LW we’ve signed after hazard left

@ChelsTransfer All good things must come to an end. We've seen Liverpool, Arsenal and now Chelsea.. I'm here for it

It is understood there have been positive talks over Enzo Maresca replacing his old mentor Pep Guardiola this summer. Guardiola has a year on his deal but City know they must be ready for the 55-year-old deciding this is the time to leave. A potential complication in City’s pursuit of Maresca is that he is believed still to have contractual obligations to Chelsea. He is understood to have walked away under contract with 3.5 years on his deal, plus a club option of a further year. (Guardian)

@KieranMaguire Bar Thomas Tuchel, Roman would've sack all of those coaches as well!

Chelsea managers sacked by Toad Boehly and Co Thomas Tuchel: Dismissed for refusing to sign Cristiano Ronaldo. Now England manager at World Cup Graham Potter: Sacked after taking Chelsea to quarter finals of Champions League. Now Sweden manager at World Cup Frank Lampard: Interim manager, has just taken Coventry City to Premier League for first time since 2001. Maurichio Pochettino: Sacked after arguing with Chelsea’s 263 Directors of Football and a 6th place finish. Now USA manager at World Cup. Enzo Maresca: Sacked after winning Club World Cup, UEFA Conference League and top four finish. Currently enjoying his payoff and favourite to replace Pep if he leaves City this summer. Liam Rosenior; Sacked after four months. The common issue is that it’s Boehly (former Sporting Director of Soccerball at Chelsea) and Egbali making these decisions. Perhaps, just perhaps, turning Chelsea into a hedge fund experiment isn’t a good idea. Who wants to be the footballing equivalent of Married at First Sight?

@ChelsTransfer 🤣 I was being optimistic but we're really doomed!

Marco Silva, the Fulham manager, is set to be a candidate for the Chelsea position this summer. The Portuguese's deal expires at the end of the season, meaning Chelsea would not have to pay Fulham or negotiate to release him from a contract. The fact he is represented by agent Jorge Mendes, who has a close relationship with Chelsea's ownership, would also ease any move for Silva. (BBC)

@TransferChecker Please lord, I'll never ask for anything else

PSG and Man City are both interested in Chelsea midfielder Enzo Fernandez.🇦🇷 He reportedly has a €121m release clause in his contract.📝

@CFCBlues_com 🤣 What have we become

NEXT MANAGER: Thoughts?

@TheBlueDodger 🤣. We're so dum

🚨 Andoni Iraola. Yes or no? 👇 #CFC 🇪🇸

@CFCms3 Y’all are still riding Enzo dick I see

Summer 2026.

@flaspi1 @Jeep @ChapmanJeep That's lemon. Thanks for the headsup as I will be staying far away from jeep

3 engines. 1 transmission. 54,000 miles. $16,000 repair bill, and @Jeep just told me it's not their problem. Let that sink in. I bought my 2020 Jeep Gladiator Mojave brand new. Here is what has happened since: 26,608 miles: at @ChapmanJeep Engine failed. Replaced under warranty. 26,619 miles: at @ChapmanJeep Replacement engine failed, hadnt even left the dealer yet. Replaced AGAIN under warranty. Metallic debris found throughout the oiling system. Stellantis opened a technical case. Truck was in the shop for 3 months. 30,497 miles: at @ChapmanJeep Alternator failed. Replaced. 51,981 miles: at @ChapmanJeep Transmission completely failed while driving. Towed in. Replaced under warranty along with the trans cooler. 54,000 miles: at Coolant started leaking when i was a block from my house, I literally rolled into my driveway in neutral, and then towed it back to Jeep. They said the Engine failed AGAIN. Oil contamination throughout the entire cooling system. EGR cooler lines blown. Every coolant hose swollen and failing. Third engine needed. this time the warranty is up..... Powertrain is 5 years or 60k i have 54k and its about 6 months passed warranty. Read that again. Three engines in 54,000 miles. My truck is sitting at a dealership right now, completely undrivable. I'm being told it will cost me $16,000 out of pocket to fix it. I called Jeep. I opened a case. I asked them to stand behind their product. They denied it. No explanation. Just a voicemail saying there's nothing they can do. Every single one of these repairs was done at an authorized Stellantis dealership. Everyone was covered under warranty because they knew something was wrong. The same failure pattern from 2022 is happening again in 2026. And now that the warranty clock ran out, they want ME to pay $16,000 to fix THEIR problem for the third time. I have every repair order. Every photo. Every piece of documentation. This is not an exaggeration. This is not a story. This is my reality as a Jeep owner. Share this if you think a company should stand behind a product that needed 3 engines in 54,000 miles. Tag someone who drives a Jeep. They need to see this. @Jeep @Stellantis @JeepMojave @abcaborami @CBSNewsAZ @12aborami @FOX10Phoenix #Jeep #JeepGladiator #Stellantis #LemonLaw #JeepProblems #Gladiator #JeepLife #ConsumerRights #JeepNation #BuyerBeware #Lemon #JeepMojave #JeepWave

@DaniBaby3 @Jeep Here comes jeep with damage control lol

This gon be my last @Jeep 84,000 well maintenance miles and probably need a engine is diabolical 🤯🤬

@TheBlueDodger @guardian_sport 🥳

🚨🇦🇷 Sources suggest that Chelsea are no longer opposed to the idea of selling Enzo Fernández. (@guardian_sport) #CFC

@FabrizioRomano @CLMerlo If James & Caicedo believe then I also believe! Screw you Enzo!

🚨🔵 BREAKING: Chelsea are closing in on new deal for Moisés Caicedo! The agreement will be valid until June 2033 with final details being sorted, as @CLMerlo reports. Caicedo has given green light to #CFC stay for long term.