Clarence “The Menace” Thomas

6 months later #weresoback

Had one tweet blow up , so naturally , you niggas can’t tell me shit anymore

@DamarHambulance My first boss told me “every piece you don’t taste might be a piece you never get to try again” I often let that guide me. Food for thought Sammy

Some of the pussy I had to turn down to not be a complete piece of shit bf makes me sad looking back. I shouldn’t just been a full piece of shit #NoHalfMeasures

@DavePoorboy Rivercrest CC 🤝 got a few boys out there. Great track, tight off the tee.

Yeah chicks dig reading in the pool man, keep going you’re bound to get so much play soon

@husker_trae I am Queens Boulevard, pal

@BlueChewDrew Nigga thinks he in a movie

6 months later #weresoback

@beaniebbl Ball knower , land at Regan at 6 will be at eebees by 7:30 🤝

medium rare cheeseburger from eebee’s

@beaniebbl Art

woke up to this.. get me out of DC please

you’re my friend and to some extent my wife

Reporting live from the worst terminal in America (Southwest DCA). Clarence is headed to Htown. Question of the day Southwest flights for the rest of your life or you have to connect every time you fly? #embracedebate

This is not a drill 🚨🚨 THE ex wife just broke no contact for the first time since January… what the fuck do I do

Everyone has rocks for brains. Brother if you are not already at a club by 20 years old it’s over.

BALOGUN AVAILABLE AGAINST BELGIUM BALOGUN AVAILABLE AGAINST BELGIUM

@beaniebbl When will it end

every tourist in DC rn has a BMI over 30 wish i was joking

@AlanyeayeaMc The pipeline from 800 North Capitol to Oxford MS is strong. Carry on , Alan.

Can officially call it an issue. I’m the only person in round table. And this is the 12th day in a row excluding Sunday I’ve been here.

@MichaelToro340 Congrats Mike, remember this feeling well. Hope you’re not corporate because it all goes down hill from here

Broke 80 for the first time. White boy summer continues to be hot

DC is the only place where you have to dap up and “smile” in the niggas face you know is hitting your ex wife. Clarence will be drinking tonight…

@KyleTrask69 This is the type of shit that happens and you want to blow your head off before lunch

8 in the morning and I already have the stain

@g01den_Grl Val, last two chicks have made me wear one and it was like riding a very uncomfortable bike. Let’s get back to some normalcy, if you could get your troops in order it would be appreciated.

Thoughts on condoms

Big day for Clarence. Opposition expected, conviction undeterred. As always, rarely wrong, often early. #SCOTUS #14thAmendment Special shoutout to the Clarence of the common man, @BlueChewDrew